Father Kit Cool Gun Garth 6,710 Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 Link to post Share on other sites
J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE 2,024 Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 You just don't get it. the whorehouse is always west of town. Link to post Share on other sites
Tyrel Cody 5,225 Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 1 minute ago, J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE said: You just don't get it. the whorehouse is always west of town. He's a fine, well respected gentleman in this community, as well as being a married man; why would he know where the whorehouses are... Link to post Share on other sites
Forty Rod SASS 3935 7,287 Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Tyrel Cody said: He's a fine, well respected gentleman in this community, as well as being a married man; why would he know where the whorehouses are... Look at whose name is on the deed. Link to post Share on other sites
J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE 2,024 Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 If the holy man doesn't know where the sinners go, how can he save their souls. Link to post Share on other sites
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 3,367 Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 46 minutes ago, J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE said: If the holy man doesn't know where the sinners go, how can he save their souls. I never looked upon you as Holy Man. Link to post Share on other sites
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 22,700 Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Hmmm...He musta made bail... Link to post Share on other sites
Sedalia Dave 12,832 Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 1 hour ago, J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE said: If the holy man doesn't know where the sinners go, how can he save their souls. 35 minutes ago, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said: I never looked upon you as Holy Man. I think J. Jark is very well versed on where the sinners congregate. Link to post Share on other sites
J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE 2,024 Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 I am well versed. No, I am not a holy man-I am not even a believer. That being said-the biblical god didn't choose his messengers based upon their qualifications. Anyway, I was referring to FKCGG as the one to save souls. Link to post Share on other sites
Sixgun Sheridan 4,265 Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Sounds like we need to go save FKCGG first before he can save any of us! Link to post Share on other sites
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 3,337 Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 He's in a better place now. Link to post Share on other sites
J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE 2,024 Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Anywhere I am not, is a better place for him and a multitude of others LOL Link to post Share on other sites
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 3,337 Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 1 hour ago, J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE said: Anywhere I am not, is a better place for him and a multitude of others LOL Now J. Mark, that's not true. I have always enjoyed being in your company and made the better for it. I was taking about the cowboy that rode off into the sunset. Soon or later, we all do. Link to post Share on other sites
Sixgun Sheridan 4,265 Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said: Now J. Mark, that's not true. I have always enjoyed being in your company and made the better for it. I was taking about the cowboy that rode off into the sunset. Soon or later, we all do. BQ, is there something you know that we don't? You got me all concerned now. Link to post Share on other sites
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 3,337 Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 8 minutes ago, Sixgun Sheridan said: BQ, is there something you know that we don't? You got me all concerned now. Sixgun, as someone much smarted than me said, "None of us are going to get out of this alive." Don't you think there should be a SASS approved Baptist Category? . Link to post Share on other sites
J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE 2,024 Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 I would approve of a Baptist Category! Link to post Share on other sites
Charlie Plasters, SASS#60943 308 Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 10 hours ago, J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE said: I would approve of a Baptist Category! So they get dunked three times at the beginning of each stage? Link to post Share on other sites
J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE 2,024 Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 Sounds about right. And they can't wear a crossdraw cause it might lead to dancing Link to post Share on other sites
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 3,367 Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 Soooo many qualifications to that category. Link to post Share on other sites
DocWard 5,429 Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 On 3/12/2019 at 11:11 AM, J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE said: Sounds about right. And they can't wear a crossdraw cause it might lead to dancing Yep, I laughed out loud, literally. Link to post Share on other sites
Forty Rod SASS 3935 7,287 Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 On 3/11/2019 at 10:40 AM, J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE said: I am well versed. No, I am not a holy man-I am not even a believer. That being said-the biblical god didn't choose his messengers based upon their qualifications. Anyway, I was referring to FKCGG as the one to save souls. Do you play one on TV? Link to post Share on other sites
J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE 2,024 Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 Not recently Link to post Share on other sites
Sedalia Dave 12,832 Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 7 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: Do you play one on TV? He may have slept in a Holiday Inn Express though. Link to post Share on other sites
J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE 2,024 Posted March 14, 2019 Share Posted March 14, 2019 I have a time or two. Link to post Share on other sites
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