LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 I went to the doctor to complain about my hearing loss. He asked me if I could describe the symptoms. I said "sure, Homer's fat and Marge has blue hair". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Wheeler Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 Speak up sonny I cant hear you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild Will Bartell Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 There were 3 cowboys living in the old folks home. Once a week, the staff let them go out for a few hours. As they left the home, Heavy Bear said, ‘it’s windy’. Mean ol’ Dog said, ‘no it ain’t-it’s Thursday ‘. WW said, ‘me too; let’s get a beer!’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailrider #896 Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 You guys say somethin'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 Will SOMEBODY get the door??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 Hearing loss ain't funny when you ask someone to speak up because your deaf and they say.....UHHHHHH, in a sarcastic manner. Anyhow, here is my true story: During my VA hearing test (4 separate times), my Audiologist ask me: "Are you around any loud noises". I replied (really).... "How would I know. I can't hear a blame thing" She already knew I was a lip reader and was making sure she made face to face contact with me. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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