LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted March 1, 2019 Posted March 1, 2019 I went to the doctor to complain about my hearing loss. He asked me if I could describe the symptoms. I said "sure, Homer's fat and Marge has blue hair".
Wild Will Bartell Posted March 1, 2019 Posted March 1, 2019 There were 3 cowboys living in the old folks home. Once a week, the staff let them go out for a few hours. As they left the home, Heavy Bear said, ‘it’s windy’. Mean ol’ Dog said, ‘no it ain’t-it’s Thursday ‘. WW said, ‘me too; let’s get a beer!’
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted March 1, 2019 Posted March 1, 2019 Hearing loss ain't funny when you ask someone to speak up because your deaf and they say.....UHHHHHH, in a sarcastic manner. Anyhow, here is my true story: During my VA hearing test (4 separate times), my Audiologist ask me: "Are you around any loud noises". I replied (really).... "How would I know. I can't hear a blame thing" She already knew I was a lip reader and was making sure she made face to face contact with me. ..........Widder
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