Alpo Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 In this day and age of drawing pictures of a gun gets you in trouble, or biting a Pop-Tart into an L shape gets you in trouble, or pointing your finger at someone like it's a gun will get you in trouble, do you suppose you could play with green army men in elementary school? You know, since they all have guns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 Not any more...Some parent might be offended... Texas Lizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trigger Mike Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 Let's just say my son got in trouble because he took a key ring and left a hook on the end and told a kid it was a meat hook and his mom complained Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 Years ago at my daughter’s middle school I was in the office waiting for my daughter so I could take her to a doctors appointment. This @&$clown comes into the office and complains to the clerk “There’s a white Ford truck in the parking lot and it has some offensive bumper stickers and it has an NRA sticker in the back window.” Before the clerk could respond I asked the limp-wristed pansy if he had a problem with me exercising my first amendment rights to promote my second amendment rights? He bolted like a scalded cat. I can imagine what would happen today. That was 20 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 8 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Years ago at my daughter’s middle school I was in the office waiting for my daughter so I could take her to a doctors appointment. This @&$clown comes into the office and complains to the clerk “There’s a white Ford truck in the parking lot and it has some offensive bumper stickers and it has an NRA sticker in the back window.” Before the clerk could respond I asked the limp-wristed pansy if he had a problem with me exercising my first amendment rights to promote my second amendment rights? He bolted like a scalded cat. I can imagine what would happen today. That was 20 years ago. Pat: I have seen my share of those too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 Along with candy goodies, I shoot Army Men into the crowd during our Independence Day parade every year, I hope the kids take em to school. It wouldn't be a big deal in this farming commuity. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 When I was in high school back in the 80's I was allowed to make a new stock for my 10/22 in woodworking class. Got an A+ for it too. Unfortunately nowadays if your family name is Gunn, Colt, or Winchester your kid won't even be allowed in school until it gets legally changed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 Gotta love that kid in the passenger seat. Is your parade in Cortez? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 33 minutes ago, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said: Gotta love that kid in the passenger seat. Is your parade in Cortez? No. It’s in Dove Creek, in conjunction with the annual Pick & Hoe festival. Great small town fun! Pick & Hoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoken D Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 Yes, you would be in trouble. 1st) Racist because the figure is green. 2nd) A gun 3rd) Being Army it would offend someone 4th) sign of war 5th) Symbolizes death 6th) Probably a white male with the figure 7th) Symbolizes the 2nd Amendment 8th) Figure in possession of an illegal weapon 9th) Figure probably has 2 arms, 2 legs, all fingers and toes. 10th) Figure has cloths on 11th) Figure represents some sort of religious statement 12th) Figure makes small people feel bad 13th) Figure makes tall people feel bad. I will quit now, but you get it, I could go on and on and on and on and on........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 There are people out there who I honestly believe would feel offended by not having anything to feel offended about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 They teach Hunter Education in my Grand Daughter's elementary school. Classes are held after school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustin Checotah Posted February 24, 2019 Share Posted February 24, 2019 On 2/21/2019 at 11:47 PM, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Years ago at my daughter’s middle school I was in the office waiting for my daughter so I could take her to a doctors appointment. This @&$clown comes into the office and complains to the clerk “There’s a white Ford truck in the parking lot and it has some offensive bumper stickers and it has an NRA sticker in the back window.” Before the clerk could respond I asked the limp-wristed pansy if he had a problem with me exercising my first amendment rights to promote my second amendment rights? He bolted like a scalded cat. I can imagine what would happen today. That was 20 years ago. You would be SWATted. They would call SWAT on you. That is what would happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punxsutawneypete Posted February 24, 2019 Share Posted February 24, 2019 On 2/22/2019 at 4:51 PM, Sixgun Sheridan said: Unfortunately nowadays if your family name is Gunn, Colt, or Winchester your kid won't even be allowed in school until it gets legally changed. And the Band Director would get fired if he had the band play the "Peter Gunn" theme. (I know, I'm showing my age) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted February 24, 2019 Share Posted February 24, 2019 1 hour ago, punxsutawneypete said: And the Band Director would get fired if he had the band play the "Peter Gunn" theme. (I know, I'm showing my age) Mary Tyler Moore's legs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted February 24, 2019 Share Posted February 24, 2019 On 2/22/2019 at 6:05 PM, Sixgun Sheridan said: There are people out there who I honestly believe would feel offended by not having anything to feel offended about. P. O. O. P. (See below. We're looking for members.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted February 24, 2019 Author Share Posted February 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: Mary Tyler Moore's legs! In Capris? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted February 24, 2019 Share Posted February 24, 2019 37 minutes ago, Alpo said: In Capris? Always a skirt if I recall correctly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted February 25, 2019 Author Share Posted February 25, 2019 Laura Petrie https://www.google.com/search?q=laura+petrie+pants&client=ghq&prmd=sivn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjj1J6sy9XgAhWj1lkKHVKiB5kQ_AUoAnoECAsQAg&biw=360&bih=512 or Mary Richards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Way cool job UB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Right turn, Clyde... Okay, I will see Mary Tyler Moore’s legs and rai....never mind. Here’s a photo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Harley, #14153 Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 I love it when a post takes a turn for the better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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