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Maddog McCoy SASS #5672

Did you ever get home with your Chinese carry out

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What?  Never had that happen. 

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@Maddog McCoy SASS #5672,

 

      I see a time-out in someone's future! :P

 

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at least they should have shaved them first now its all full of cat hair

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Before anyone says the Chinese don’t eat cat:

From Wikipedia:

It is estimated that in southern China's Guangdong province people eat 10,000 cats per day. In Guangdong, cat meat is a main ingredient in the traditional dish "dragon, tiger, phoenix" (snake, cat, chicken), which is said to fortify the body.

 

Here is a video of the dish Dragon, Tiger, Phoenix before it is prepared:

 

For your entertainment:

 

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There's an ancient Chinese proverb saying that they will eat anything with legs but a table, and anything with wings but an airplane.

 

;)

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Howdy,

When ya git hungry a fella can eat near anything.

And I mean that.

When I was in the Army I was hungry enuf to eat army food.....

Best

CR

 

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I don't like cats. Alive or dead, hairy or skinned, in my food or not.

 

But I have a great desire to take a garden rake and shove it up that guy's ass and rotate it 90 degrees.

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14 hours ago, Alpo said:

But I have a great desire to take a garden rake and shove it up that guy's ass and rotate it 90 degrees.

 

+100

 

 

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16 hours ago, Alpo said:

But I have a great desire to take a garden rake and shove it up that guy's ass and rotate it 90 degrees.

 

 

Alpo,

 

I certainly hope you are not referring to me.

 

:angry::angry:Maddog McCoy:angry::angry:

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Depends. Are you the guy in Pat's video, that goosed the cat with the rake and made it jump on the snake?

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No............ had to go back and what the video to see what you were talking about. I saw the cat jump the first time I watched but missed the guy hitting it with the rake.

 

I would have shot the snake since I am a firm believer that only good snake is a dead one.

Everybody has something that they dislike with a passion, mine is snakes. The ones that crawl on the ground and the 2 legged ones................

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♫ Did you ever think when you eat Chinese
It ain't pork or chicken but a fat Siamese?
Yet the food tastes great, so you don't complain
But that's not chicken in your chicken chow mein
Seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork
But Garfield's on my fork
He's purrin' here on my fork

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place that I ate every day at noon
They can feed ya' cat and you'll never know
Once they wrap it up in dough, boys
They fry it real crisp in dough ♪

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