Dantankerous Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 You jess cain't make this stuff up... https://www.kwch.com/content/news/Bathroom-warning-mistaken-for-bomb-threat-at-Home-Depot-505753401.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 Well, if he was having trouble going he sure did it when the SWAT team showed up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 I've must have been in the same bathroom multiple times before and he's right--it's not a threat, it's a FACT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 This whole situation could have been avoided with a simple courtesy flush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 Nineteen seventy-one... at work one afternoon in the mailroom of Western States BankCard's three-story building. Suddenly, the fire alarm goes off... P/A speakers blare the command to evacuate the building. We comply; soon, the entire staff of eighty or so souls are assembled on the sidewalks, away from the building. We get the word that a bomb had been found in the second floor lady's room, which was just about the center of the structure. Police arrive and secure the area. Bomb squad arrives and enter, all bundled up and armored. About fifteen minutes later they exit, helmets and gloves off, snerking and laughing and carrying the timer-actuated spray deodorizer. It seems that some lady had just finished her duty and was drying her hands when the thing "went off." She heard the P-s-s-s-t, looked up at the quite stylish, wood-grained misting device, then erupted from the door screaming "IT'S A BOMB! IT'S A BOMB! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!" Panic can spread SO quickly...! So, although the devices had been in all the restrooms more than a year, management [wisely? cowardly?] ordered them all removed. Oh... this was San Francisco, of course. Back before the city went totally nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 I am disappointed , I thought Chip Tosser and Calamity Jane were back in town, threatening to blow up the saloon again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kulshan 20262 Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 I'm disappointed too, I thought someone was about to take out the slow wire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 On 2/13/2019 at 4:09 PM, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said: I am disappointed , I thought Chip Tosser and Calamity Jane were back in town, threatening to blow up the saloon again. Back in the wild and wooly old days the Saloon (ACS) got blown up on a fairly regular basis! JHC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Our local tv news anchor got so tickled at this story he couldn’t continue: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RWuaHiXpjx4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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