Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 37 minutes ago, Wyatt said: A joke would start something like this….......Two Cowboys walked into a saloon and ordered Appletini’s Okay! However, I thought it would start with, "Here hold my beer!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Too Tall Bob Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 Why has no-one suggested either duct tape or velcro to replace the laces? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Texas jack Black SASS#9362 Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 15 minutes ago, Too Tall Bob said: Why has no-one suggested either duct tape or velcro to replace the laces? Duct tape and Valcro would be use of banned items. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Hooker Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 23 hours ago, Trailrider #896 said: Replace with white parachute cord! Then blouse your pant cuffs over blousing rings or condoms. Be very careful about this technique if you board an airliner. You may be tempted to jump out the door! Currahee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waimea Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 23 hours ago, Texas Lizard said: Location of the parking lot does matter...If he needs to hang the equipment, don't want to pi$$ all over them laces... Texas Lizard Well, true. Location does matter. I was just thinking about the last beer Sun and I had together was at Ides of March in the parking lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 all I know is that that Sam keeps trying to tie my laces together!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty Newt # 7365 Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 Do not try it. If too short, pre-detonation will blow up your boots. If too long, dangling ends will pose a tripping hazard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboy Small Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 Well if you follow the logic of daylight savings time . ....you can cut a piece off one end of the lace and tie it to the other end and it will be longer . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboy Small Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 On 2/11/2019 at 3:29 PM, Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 said: Okay! However, I thought it would start with, "Here hold my beer!" That is not a joke , that is the opening line of my biography . ...the mispent youth chapter . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 I heard Cypress Sun cut his laces off three different times and they was still too short!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colorado Coffinmaker Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Were I the truly helpful type, I'd probably suggest just visiting your friendly neighborhood shoe store and buying a pair of longer laces. But I ain't. So ....... My suggestion is just don't use the last couple of sets of eyelets. Make yer shoes look just like what all the kids are wearing. Sort of. Maybe. Just 'cause. You Know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amarillo Rattler Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Paracord with a “Manny Method” splice Allows you to have 2 colors on 1 boot. Then 2 more colors on the 2nd boot. BOYS sure are fun. Amarillo Rattler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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