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Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663

English is the cause...

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As an addendum to Alpo's thread "Potatoes Dangerous?"  I found this on the internet.  So it's got to be true.

 

From an interesting international nutritional study:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British, Australians, and Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British, Australians, and Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British, Australians, and Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British, Australians, and Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British, Australians, and Americans.

 

Conclusion:

Eat and drink what you like, speaking English is apparently what kills you.

 

 

 

 

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Edited by Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663
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Que?

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I see a LOT of stuff with the notation: "This product is known in California to cause cancer!" Apparently, this does not apply outside of California. Conclusion: Stay out of California! :rolleyes:

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merci beaucoup

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Dilly Dilly!

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