Subdeacon Joe Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 O would not allow an Alexa unit in my home, but that is some funny stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Agree completely with both parts of that statement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted January 24, 2019 Author Share Posted January 24, 2019 Alternatively, Alexa,lock doors. Alexa, lights on. Alexa, let loose the dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 My son-in-law and daughter have Alexa. I said “Alexa, intruder alert!” Alexa said “Do you want to hear the song “Intruder Alert”?” What a let down. I said “No”. Her light went out. That was that...bummer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 6 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Alternatively, Alexa,lock doors. Alexa, lights on. Alexa, let loose the dogs. Are these dogs trained just the like one that goes after the bear when knocked off the roof....The forth one should be...Alexa, hold till morning... Texas Lizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Me: Alexa, Cry Havoc and let slip the Dogs of War. Alexa: Let Arfie out Sir? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 16 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Alternatively, Alexa,lock doors. Alexa, lights on. Alexa, let loose the dogs. That last one should be, "Alexa, release the hounds," in your best Mr Burns impersonation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 I won't have one in my home. Alexa units are great until they are not. Such as when they get hacked. Then everyone wants to know how that could happen. That, and they are kinda creepy. Oh, and if the best it could do is play music during a home invasion then I vote for Ride of the Valkyries at full volume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 I've got no use for them either. I'm not lazy enough to have to put voice controls on everything in the house. Just get up and flip off the lights, already! But, 'Alexa, release the hounds,' triggering Alexa playing a recording of a pack of dogs growling and barking at high volume and in surround sound could be a good deterrent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 See your point. But the real doggo here can bark and snarl to beat the band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 24 minutes ago, Whiskey Business said: Oh, and if the best it could do is play music during a home invasion then I vote for Ride of the Valkyries at full volume. Not bad I was thinking or Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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