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Alexa, Intruder!


Subdeacon Joe

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My son-in-law and daughter have Alexa. 

 

I said “Alexa, intruder alert!”

Alexa said “Do you want to hear the song “Intruder Alert”?”

What a let down. I said “No”. Her light went out. That was that...bummer...

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6 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

Alternatively, 

Alexa,lock doors.

Alexa, lights on.

Alexa, let loose the dogs.

 

Are these dogs trained just the like one that goes after the bear when knocked off the roof....The forth one should be...Alexa, hold till morning...

 

Texas Lizard

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I won't have one in my home. Alexa units are great until they are not. Such as when they get hacked. Then everyone wants to know how that could happen. 

That, and they are kinda creepy.

Oh, and if the best it could do is play music during a home invasion then I vote for Ride of the Valkyries at full volume.

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I've got no use for them either.  I'm not lazy enough to have to put voice controls on everything in the house.  Just get up and flip off the lights, already!

 

But, 'Alexa, release the hounds,' triggering Alexa playing a recording of a pack of dogs growling and barking at high volume and in surround sound could be a good deterrent.:D

excellent-release-the-hounds.jpg

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