Widder, SASS #59054 Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Just thinking..... The Value of a Dog (its worth or worthlessness) is independent of anything else surrounding the situation. The value of a cat is often determined by how many rats are around. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 That noise you hear is Allie Mo-cat get'n that dang stick out, she'll be hunt'n you down...... OLG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 She is gonna hurt you, boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Dogs can be worth their weight in gold. Cats can be weighed...what they're worth is up for debate. Makes you think of this: Makes you think of this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Wheeler Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Hey, Pat Riot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South-Eye Ned Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 My neighbor has a cat that catches my field mice; as such, I do not need a cat. A dog gives you his loyalty, warmth, and a tongue to help close all those Christmas card envelopes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Dutch Wheeler said: Hey, Pat Riot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TN Mongo, SASS #61450 Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 I kid you not, our original Siamese cat would growl loudly when someone he didn't know pulled into our driveway. He would also fetch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mud Marine,SASS#54686 Life Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 We have had boxers since WW II. They are awesome.Since I now live alone in grizzley, wolf and coyote country plus I travel alot to shooting matches, Dogs should not be left alone nor should they be placed in mortal danger by living in areas like mine. I have cats. Mine are super affectionate and great varmint hunters. They can be left alone safely longer than dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACKFOOT SASS #11947 Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Dogs have owners, cats have staff! Blackfoot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Dogs look up at us, cats look down at us, but pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 The Dog's Diary 8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing!9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing!9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!12:00 pm – Milk bones! My favorite thing!1:00 pm – Played in the yard! My favorite thing!3:00 pm – Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!5:00 pm – Dinner! My favorite thing!7:00 pm – Got to play ball! My favorite thing!8:00 pm – Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!11:00 pm – Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! The Cat's Diary, Day 983 of My Captivity My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a “good little hunter” I am. There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of “allergies.” I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously a moron. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 The Cat's Diary, Day 984 of My Captivity My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Feed, love and care for a dog, and it will think you are a god. Feed, love and care for a cat, and it will think it is a god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 I used to have this "Coffee Table Book" that somehow disappeared in one of our moves. It was fun reading and never failed to stir conversation at my house when we had visitors. The purrfect coffee table book for any living room or den. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795 Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 The wrath of Miz Mo is coming, Gentlemen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 3 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: I used to have this "Coffee Table Book" that somehow disappeared in one of our moves. It was fun reading and never failed to stir conversation at my house when we had visitors. The purrfect coffee table book for any living room or den. I have that book-it's a Riot()........ OLG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795 said: The wrath of Miz Mo is coming, Gentlemen I'm wearing my flame resistant jammies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 21 minutes ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said: I'm wearing my flame resistant jammies. You are gonna need more than that when Miz Allie gets here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted December 15, 2018 Author Share Posted December 15, 2018 Ms Allie Mo is busy over on the Wire. She and a couple others are talking about Cats and Pie. I never heard of Kitty Pie but it sounds like a Thai desert. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 On 12/14/2018 at 12:19 PM, TN Mongo, SASS #61450 said: I kid you not, our original Siamese cat would growl loudly when someone he didn't know pulled into our driveway. He would also fetch. How did I miss this thread????????? When we lived in Sacramento, we had a cat who would growl at a certain type of people when they walked by. I will call them thugs. One of my kittens, Rita, fetches. I roll her ball down the hall and she brings it back to me. Yes, I'm staff. I don't see a problem. I get cuddles and purrs in return. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 PS Rita caught her first mouse last week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 I had a wonderful little female Dalmation. She never met a cat she didn’t eat! Seriously! That dog HATED cats!! She would try to knock the door down if she saw a cat in the yard. Wouldn’t harm a rabbit or chase a squirrel, but let her see a cat and it was “Katy bar the door!” Never cared much for cats myself. Whatever makes ya’ happy! MERRY CHRISTMAS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mud Marine,SASS#54686 Life Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 My female cat, Kitty, is an awesome mouser and anything else is in danger. My male cat, Max, walks with me into the forest like a dog. He lets me know if people approach my house, climbs on my roof to attack birds and squirrels and has cleared my home acreage of small animals. I even see him contemplating attacking deerand elk. However, good sense has so far prevailed. I love dogs, especially boxers, but travelling to shoots and sailing regattas does ot work with dogs. Living in wolf, coyote, black and grizzley bear country generally means death for dogs. MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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