Trouble With The Wife

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Smuteye John SASS#24774]

You are sooooooooo screwed.

 

(shakes his head mournfully, gets up, puts his hands in his pockets and walks away whistling a dirge.)

[Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663]

I don't believe you.

[DocWard]

 

[Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996]

pass the whisky!

[Catlow4697]

You are right!   Those are new and strange words that I haven't heard said to me

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

She wants something expensive

[DocWard]

 

[Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996]

we are in un-charted territory

[Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme]

Simple. She was really playing for a "bigger/better" position, in a different venue, than the one she just gave away with her "you are right" comment.  

[Trigger Mike]

Usually my wife is more angry that I am right. She says it drives her crazy that I am right so often and it makes her mad 

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

[Finagler 6853 Life]

I thought I was wrong but I was mistaken.

[Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172]

Her comment ranks right there with "FINE!"

 

You ain't gonna win that one either. 

[Pat Riot]

Just say “You are correct” and walk away.

[Sixgun Sheridan]

Once my wife said "Just agree with me, okay???"

 

I answered, "But then we'd BOTH be wrong."

 

I slept on the couch that night...

[Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996]

There's a good reason for Saloons

[Doc McCoy, SASS #8381]

I have no experience with that situation.  I've only been married for 37 years.  That must come later.

[Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795]

Just passed 42 with mine, never been in that situation either

[Pat Riot]

Been married 38 years. I am always right...one of these days she’s gonna know it too! 

[Shotgun Willie Nelson]

17 hours ago, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said:

Her comment ranks right there with "FINE!"

That's it! That's the one I always get.

11 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

Been married 38 years. I am always right...one of these days she’s gonna know it too! 

I was thinkin' you old guys been married a long time, then I started counting back.... February is gonna be 40 years for me.

And every time I have ever started an argument, do you know she has never apologized?

[Pat Riot]

5 hours ago, Shotgun Willie Nelson said:

I was thinkin' you old guys been married a long time, then I started counting back.... February is gonna be 40 years for me.

 

“Old Guys”! Why, I will have you know that I am 25 years old...until I look in the mirror. 

[Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172]

I keep telling youse guys, " I AM AN 18 YEAR OLD BULL, TRAPPED IN AN 80 YEAR OLD BODY."

 

Nobody believes me.  

[Knarley Bob]

I made it 5 with mine. Been happy ever since.

[Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795]

I had five with my first one. She decided the grass was greener on the other side. karma got her( abusive second husband)

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

On 9/26/2018 at 5:27 AM, Trigger Mike said:

Usually my wife is more angry that I am right. She says it drives her crazy that I am right so often and it makes her mad 

My wife and daughter have a bit that they do around here: Upon finding that I'm once again right, they sigh, and repeat, "The fat man is always right."

In your case,  just learn to take "Yes" for an answer.

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

On 9/26/2018 at 1:20 PM, Doc McCoy, SASS #8381 said:

I have no experience with that situation.  I've only been married for 37 years.  That must come later.

Never in 51 years.  Not once.

[Wild Will Bartell]

What do you do???

Smile, walk out the door and go buy a lottery ticket.

[Sedalia Dave]