Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 A father driving home from work suddenly realized that he had forgotten to get his daughter a birthday present. As panic set in, he happened to pass the local shopping mall, and knowing it was now or never, he weaves his car through three lanes of traffic, finds a parking spot and runs into the mall. After a frantic search for the toy store, he rushes inside and attracts the attention of the shop assistant. When asked how she could help, he simply says: "I need a Barbie Doll". Looking at him in a helpful manner, she asks "And which Barbie would that be?" Seeing that he was confused, she continued, "We have Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.99, Barbie goes Shopping for $19.99, Barbie goes Clubbing for $19.99, Barbie goes to the Gym for $19,99, Cyber Barbie for $19.99 and finally Divorced Barbie at $249.99." The father stunned asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie $249.99 when all the other Barbie's are selling for $19.99???" With a Cheshire cat look, the assistant replies: "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car and Ken's furniture." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 That's another keyboard, added to your bill...... OLG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Kris Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 LOL One of my favorite keyboard players did a great interview on the satellite radio station I listen to. He mentioned how he hated to drive down a particular freeway in Cali because all he had to do was look to his left or right and see houses that he gave to some women he hated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StirrupTrouble Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 That there is funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 I wonder if they also carry the “Bitter Ken” doll that lives in his van and in his spare time plots Barbie’s demise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 And I cant tell the one about the little girl who wanted the Barbie and GI Joe. Imis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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