Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted August 3, 2018 Share Posted August 3, 2018 . It's still funny no matter what state is mentioned that make it a 'pulling teeth' affair to express one's 2nd Amendment right, well...maybe if it didn't seem so true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted August 3, 2018 Share Posted August 3, 2018 Gun? I thought that was what you had to go through to get a simple drinking straw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAYOBARD SASS #13025L Posted August 3, 2018 Share Posted August 3, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted August 3, 2018 Share Posted August 3, 2018 3 hours ago, MAYOBARD SASS #13025L said: Well Mayo...I just cleaned a splattering of watermelon off my computer screen...Thanks for the belly laugh, Pard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted August 3, 2018 Share Posted August 3, 2018 7 hours ago, Gunner Gatlin, SASS # 10274 said: . It's still funny no matter what state is mentioned that make it a 'pulling teeth' affair to express one's 2nd Amendment right, well...maybe if it didn't seem so true Funny, true... and yet depressing at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted August 3, 2018 Share Posted August 3, 2018 Now, for a vastly simplified look at determining if your rifle is California Compliant: (Remember! This will reduce crime in the Golden State!)* *In a pig's ass eye. Note: Not updated for 2018. It is the owner's responsibility to research and determine whether any recent or future law, regulation, edict, or aesthetic value changes in the eye of the ruling majority affect any firearms in possession or on a dream list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted August 3, 2018 Share Posted August 3, 2018 9 hours ago, Gunner Gatlin, SASS # 10274 said: . It's still funny no matter what state is mentioned that make it a 'pulling teeth' affair to express one's 2nd Amendment right, well...maybe if it didn't seem so true That's the abbreviated form! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted August 3, 2018 Share Posted August 3, 2018 29 minutes ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said: Now, for a vastly simplified look at determining if your rifle is California Compliant: (Remember! This will reduce crime in the Golden State!)* *In a pig's ass eye. Note: Not updated for 2018. It is the owner's responsibility to research and determine whether any recent or future law, regulation, edict, or aesthetic value changes in the eye of the ruling majority affect any firearms in possession or on a dream list. The real kicker on it is that, per the CA DOJ, even if you comply with the CA DOJ requirements, your local DA might still find it illegal to own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted August 3, 2018 Share Posted August 3, 2018 8 hours ago, MAYOBARD SASS #13025L said: You can take my straw from my cold slimy hand, after I finish my milk shake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 New straw laws coming soon: When making a straw purchase one must not have a gun. One can only be issued one straw a month. Only one straw may be used at a time due to capacity restriction unless it is a small bore straw (.17” or smaller) and then the maximum is 2. Pointing a straw at another person is a misdemeanor. If pointing the straw scares the person being pointed at the crime becomes a felony. The trafficking of straws is a felony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: New straw laws coming soon: When making a straw purchase one must not have a gun. One can only be issued one straw a month. Only one straw may be used at a time due to capacity restriction unless it is a small bore straw (.17” or smaller) and then the maximum is 2. Pointing a straw at another person is a misdemeanor. If pointing the straw scares the person being pointed at the crime becomes a felony. The trafficking of straws is a felony. I do believe that just this week the San Francisco stupes supes voted to ban them by sometime in 2019. And someplace, Long Beach?, did it last week. Our Legislature passed, and Gov. Brown signed, a law that potentially makes it a felony for a waiter to give out straws unasked. Also something like a $1000 fine on it. First offense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 58 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Our Legislature passed, and Gov. Brown signed, a law that potentially makes it a felony for a waiter to give out straws unasked. Also something like a $1000 fine on it. First offense. The real motive is that the felony conviction for violating the straw law means you will no longer be eligible to own a firearm either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 I think that all politicians that push, vote for or sign stupidity and knee jerk dumbassedness into law should live out the rest of their days dodging water balloons. They don’t necessarily have to have water in them either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAYOBARD SASS #13025L Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 Is a Straw poll a Polish guy with an illegal straw in California? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 I thunked a straw pole was whut you hung your scarecrow on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 Sometimes ya just have to throw up your hands and say whaaaaa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Well, Bless their hearts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAYOBARD SASS #13025L Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 Wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 If you buy a straw for someone else is it a "straw purchase"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 8 minutes ago, MAYOBARD SASS #13025L said: Wow. All to save the spotted owl!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAYOBARD SASS #13025L Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 Yeah. Not funny at all. Tragic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokin Gator SASS #29736 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 I have that on a laminated card in my wallet. What if you accidentally forget to remove the straw from a juice box and send it in your kids lunch to school? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaleWolf Brunelle, #2495L Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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