Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 3,838 Posted April 30 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dutch Wheeler 706 Posted May 1 Who would want to be in there long enough to need Wi-Fi? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramblin Gambler 668 Posted May 1 You forgot some years Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 10,398 Posted May 3 1 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Hedley Lamarr, SASS #14478 Life 29 Posted May 6 1 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
J-BAR #18287 2,659 Posted May 7 I made this comment to a veterinary client of mine who drew cartoons for calendars and magazines. A week later he gave me this cartoon as a momento. 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpo 2,655 Posted May 8 Three little girls have moved in next to me. I talk to them couple times a week - they like to pet Worthless. Last week I noticed the middle-sized girl had what appeared to be a cell phone. Not sure if it was a toy, or if her parents had upgraded and given her the old one to play with, I asked, "You've got a phone?!?" YES. "How old are you?" SEVEN. Then the bigger girl chimed in. I'VE GOT A PHONE TOO, AND I'M NINE. I point to the little girl. "How old is she?" FOUR. "Does SHE have a phone??" They tell me no, and as I'm thinking "well at least their parents had a little bit of sense", they further inform me that she HAD had one, but she had gotten mad, thrown it on the floor, and broke it. Then the nine-year-old tells me that she got her first phone when she was three. 1 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Too Tall Bob 831 Posted May 8 Great license plate frame! 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sixgun Sheridan 2,322 Posted May 8 16 hours ago, Alpo said: ...Then the nine-year-old tells me that she got her first phone when she was three. One of these days we'll hear of a woman giving birth, but the baby isn't crying because it's too busy texting or taking its very first selfie. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Too Tall Bob 831 Posted May 9 (edited) It’s that time of the year!! Edited May 9 by Too Tall Bob 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 10,398 Posted May 10 1 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 2,242 Posted May 10 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 10,398 Posted May 17 1 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 1,418 Posted May 23 Pray. Pray a lot. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
