Pat Riot, SASS #13748 20,899 Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 1 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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J-BAR #18287 5,745 Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 I made this comment to a veterinary client of mine who drew cartoons for calendars and magazines. Â A week later he gave me this cartoon as a momento. Â 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Alpo 6,310 Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 Three little girls have moved in next to me. I talk to them couple times a week - they like to pet Worthless.  Last week I noticed the middle-sized girl had what appeared to be a cell phone. Not sure if it was a toy, or if her parents had upgraded and given her the old one to play with, I asked, "You've got a phone?!?"  YES.  "How old are you?"  SEVEN.  Then the bigger girl chimed in. I'VE GOT A PHONE TOO, AND I'M NINE.  I point to the little girl. "How old is she?"  FOUR.  "Does SHE have a phone??"  They tell me no, and as I'm thinking "well at least their parents had a little bit of sense", they further inform me that she HAD had one, but she had gotten mad, thrown it on the floor, and broke it.  Then the nine-year-old tells me that she got her first phone when she was three. 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Too Tall Bob 1,292 Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 Great license plate frame! 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sixgun Sheridan 4,169 Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 16 hours ago, Alpo said: ...Then the nine-year-old tells me that she got her first phone when she was three. Â One of these days we'll hear of a woman giving birth, but the baby isn't crying because it's too busy texting or taking its very first selfie. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Too Tall Bob 1,292 Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 (edited) It’s that time of the year!!  Edited May 9, 2019 by Too Tall Bob 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 5,931 Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Pray. Pray a lot. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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DocWard 5,234 Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 On 5/25/2019 at 9:53 PM, Subdeacon Joe said: Â That is NOT funny right now 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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