Jump to content
SASS Wire Forum

We need a sticky cartoon thread


Recommended Posts

Been there done that, twice.

 

When I was four I saw a bumblebee on the sidewalk, and I stomped on it. Because I was four and that's what little kids do. But I was barefoot, and she took offense to being stomped on, and stabbed me in the arch of my foot. Lawdy lawdy Miss Clawdy. That hurt.

 

Then I was probably in high school. Playing football in the front yard. Barefoot. Patch of clover. And apparently I stepped on another bee. That second time hurt just as much as that first time did.

  • Like 3
  • Sad 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

3 minutes ago, Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L said:

WuMo Comic Strip for October 18, 2024

Playing phone guy, I've often seen chickens and goats in tenament buildings. :rolleyes:

  • Like 4
  • Sad 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

On 10/16/2024 at 9:11 AM, Alpo said:

The first episode of NCIS couple three seasons back. This entire team got blown up, and Jess was the only survivor. And it turns out she was the one that the bad guy was trying to kill.

 

At the end of the episode we find out that her boss was the bad guy. Dirty cop.

 

They are up on top of a 10-story building, and he is sitting on the parapet around the edge. She tells him that she knows he's dirty and she's going to take him in, and he says that he's not going to jail so he's going to jump. And then he expresses surprise that she didn't try to talk him off the ledge, and she said she didn't have to because McGee was right over there and was going to grab him. So he looked, and while he was looking she snatched him and pulled him back on the roof, and then pulls her gun and points it at him.

 

He was just about to jump to his death, and she's threatening him with shooting him. I don't know - doesn't seem like that would be much of a threat to me.

 

"I can't let you kill yourself, and to prevent you from killing yourself I will shoot you."

She’d be preventing a crime. Suicide’s illegal.

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.