Crazy Gun Barney, SASS #2428 732 Posted July 2 22 minutes ago, Buckshot Bob said: It’s rude and crude , but I laughed Dude... 3 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dirty Dog Doug 1,095 Posted July 3 Gf haircutting little sister sent this to us 4 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sedalia Dave 10,087 Posted July 3 On 6/28/2020 at 9:25 AM, Charlie T Waite said: This little peice of equipment is a manure gun, honest to God! It would be a perfect, non lethal, weapon against rioting and looting....... thoughts? On 6/28/2020 at 9:49 AM, Dutch Wheeler said: I would imagine, loading it sucks. They make a quick change high capacity drum magazine don't cha know. 2 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth 6,447 Posted July 4 1 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 4,919 Posted July 5 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joke 'um 676 Posted July 7 2 hours ago, Dirty Dog Doug said: This child's political career is already ruined. (Unless he/she becomes s liberal) 1 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 4,919 Posted July 7 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sedalia Dave 10,087 Posted July 8 A little late but still funny 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Charlie T Waite 6,527 Posted July 8 Really????? 1 2 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 4,919 Posted July 8 1 7 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 4,919 Posted July 9 2 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dusty Boots 141 Posted July 9 On 7/7/2020 at 10:16 PM, Sedalia Dave said: I need a boat that size...it would support my uh...descriptions of the fish I catch. 1 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dusty Boots 141 Posted July 9 On 7/2/2020 at 11:48 AM, Crazy Gun Barney, SASS #2428 said: Dude... Why does Kool-Aid Man have a condom on his head? 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dirty Dog Doug 1,095 Posted July 10 Hoping the Pole Dancing Clubs open up soon 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpo 5,546 Posted July 10 Saw this in Readers Digest years ago - the 60s probably. Sign on the door of the little store at the beach. 50% off for girls wearing topless bathing suits. Little girl about 4 or 5 years old comes in wearing just a bathing suit bottom, with a shopping list and a $20 bill. Smart mama. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpo 5,546 Posted July 10 A few years ago I asked girl down the street if she would like to go swimming with me and the dog. Let the dog go swimming in the bay, and the saltwater did a number on fleas. The girl - an Italian lady - told me that she would like to but could not, because she had misplaced the top of her suit. I told her to come along without it. She was shocked - "I can't do that!" I said, "Why not? You're European aren't you?" She says, "Yes, but I'm not FRENCH!!" 4 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dutch Wheeler 1,387 Posted July 10 22 minutes ago, Alpo said: A few years ago I asked girl down the street if she would like to go swimming with me and the dog. Let the dog go swimming in the bay, and the saltwater did a number on fleas. The girl - an Italian lady - told me that she would like to but could not, because she had misplaced the top of her suit. I told her to come along without it. She was shocked - "I can't do that!" I said, "Why not? You're European aren't you?" She says, "Yes, but I'm not FRENCH!!" Well, at least you gave it your best shot! 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
