We need a sticky cartoon thread

[Dirty Dog Doug 2,096]

Hoping the Pole Dancing Clubs open up soon 

[Alpo 7,323]

Saw this in Readers Digest years ago - the 60s probably.

 

Sign on the door of the little store at the beach.

 

50% off for girls wearing topless bathing suits.

 

Little girl about 4 or 5 years old comes in wearing just a bathing suit bottom, with a shopping list and a $20 bill.

 

Smart mama.

[Alpo 7,323]

A few years ago I asked girl down the street if she would like to go swimming with me and the dog. Let the dog go swimming in the bay, and the saltwater did a number on fleas.

 

The girl - an Italian lady - told me that she would like to but could not, because she had misplaced the top of her suit.

 

I told her to come along without it.

 

She was shocked - "I can't do that!"

 

I said, "Why not? You're European aren't you?"

 

She says, "Yes, but I'm not FRENCH!!"

[Dutch Wheeler 1,550]

22 minutes ago, Alpo said:

A few years ago I asked girl down the street if she would like to go swimming with me and the dog. Let the dog go swimming in the bay, and the saltwater did a number on fleas.

 

The girl - an Italian lady - told me that she would like to but could not, because she had misplaced the top of her suit.

 

I told her to come along without it.

 

She was shocked - "I can't do that!"

 

I said, "Why not? You're European aren't you?"

 

She says, "Yes, but I'm not FRENCH!!"

 

Well, at least you gave it your best shot! 

[Michigan Slim 7,825]

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[Michigan Slim 7,825]

[Michigan Slim 7,825]

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[Major Crimes 2,355]

Not a cartoon but appropriate none the less. 

 

A bit Aussie centric at the beginning but I am sure you will get the jist

 

 

[Sedalia Dave 13,583]

Major Crimes,

 

You sir win the prize. I laughed so hard at that one and the one with the two birds on the statue that came after it that I fell out of my chair.

 

 

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[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 7,310]

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[Dirty Dog Doug 2,096]

just how many pounds of sugar do you need ???

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[Dirty Dog Doug 2,096]

[Major Crimes 2,355]

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Edited July 16, 2020 by Major Crimes

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On 7/15/2020 at 10:04 AM, Dirty Dog Doug said:

 

 

 

Inappropriate humour for $500 please

[Dirty Dog Doug 2,096]

[G W Wade 1,048]

13 hours ago, Major Crimes said:

 

 

Inappropriate humour for $500 please

I don't see anything wrong with that    GW

[Alpo 7,323]

 

I recall in Hannie Caulder, Raquel bought some leather pants, and Culp told her to sit in the horse trough so they would shrink up. Later she goes in the saloon, water dripping off of her, and one of the table she passes has an old drunk with his head down on it. As she goes by he watches her, and comments, "That feller's got the nicest ass I've ever seen".

[Dirty Dog Doug 2,096]

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth 6,792]

[Dirty Dog Doug 2,096]

[Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 6,930]

As a cowboy posted this on FB, I assume the majority of posters here will get it.

 

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 7,310]

ALL?

[Cypress Sun 3,116]

2 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

ALL?

 

That's my answer. My gal crafts and uses glitter. Seems like I craft, the neighbors craft and anyone that comes in the house crafts too..........whether they know it or not.

[Michigan Slim 7,825]

Glitter. The venerial disease of crafting.

[Marshal Hangtree 2,133]

On 7/16/2020 at 3:04 AM, Major Crimes said:

 

 

Inappropriate humour for $500 please

 

You've hit the daily double, Major.

[Sedalia Dave 13,583]