Dirty Dog Doug Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 Hoping the Pole Dancing Clubs open up soon 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 Saw this in Readers Digest years ago - the 60s probably. Â Sign on the door of the little store at the beach. Â 50% off for girls wearing topless bathing suits. Â Little girl about 4 or 5 years old comes in wearing just a bathing suit bottom, with a shopping list and a $20 bill. Â Smart mama. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 A few years ago I asked girl down the street if she would like to go swimming with me and the dog. Let the dog go swimming in the bay, and the saltwater did a number on fleas. Â The girl - an Italian lady - told me that she would like to but could not, because she had misplaced the top of her suit. Â I told her to come along without it. Â She was shocked - "I can't do that!" Â I said, "Why not? You're European aren't you?" Â She says, "Yes, but I'm not FRENCH!!" 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Wheeler Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 22 minutes ago, Alpo said: A few years ago I asked girl down the street if she would like to go swimming with me and the dog. Let the dog go swimming in the bay, and the saltwater did a number on fleas.  The girl - an Italian lady - told me that she would like to but could not, because she had misplaced the top of her suit.  I told her to come along without it.  She was shocked - "I can't do that!"  I said, "Why not? You're European aren't you?"  She says, "Yes, but I'm not FRENCH!!"  Well, at least you gave it your best shot! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Major Crimes Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 Not a cartoon but appropriate none the less.  A bit Aussie centric at the beginning but I am sure you will get the jist   2 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 Major Crimes, Â You sir win the prize. I laughed so hard at that one and the one with the two birds on the statue that came after it that I fell out of my chair. Â Â 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dirty Dog Doug Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 just how many pounds of sugar do you need ??? 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Major Crimes Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 (edited) error Edited July 16, 2020 by Major Crimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Crimes Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 On 7/15/2020 at 10:04 AM, Dirty Dog Doug said: Â Â Â Inappropriate humour for $500 please 3 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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G W Wade Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 13 hours ago, Major Crimes said:   Inappropriate humour for $500 please I don't see anything wrong with that  GW 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 Â I recall in Hannie Caulder, Raquel bought some leather pants, and Culp told her to sit in the horse trough so they would shrink up. Later she goes in the saloon, water dripping off of her, and one of the table she passes has an old drunk with his head down on it. As she goes by he watches her, and comments, "That feller's got the nicest ass I've ever seen". 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 As a cowboy posted this on FB, I assume the majority of posters here will get it. Â 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 ALL? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 2 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: ALL? Â That's my answer. My gal crafts and uses glitter. Seems like I craft, the neighbors craft and anyone that comes in the house crafts too..........whether they know it or not. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 Glitter. The venerial disease of crafting. 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Hangtree Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 On 7/16/2020 at 3:04 AM, Major Crimes said:   Inappropriate humour for $500 please  You've hit the daily double, Major. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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