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Saw this in Readers Digest years ago - the 60s probably.

 

Sign on the door of the little store at the beach.

 

50% off for girls wearing topless bathing suits.

 

Little girl about 4 or 5 years old comes in wearing just a bathing suit bottom, with a shopping list and a $20 bill.

 

Smart mama. :D

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A few years ago I asked girl down the street if she would like to go swimming with me and the dog. Let the dog go swimming in the bay, and the saltwater did a number on fleas.

 

The girl - an Italian lady - told me that she would like to but could not, because she had misplaced the top of her suit.

 

I told her to come along without it.

 

She was shocked - "I can't do that!"

 

I said, "Why not? You're European aren't you?"

 

She says, "Yes, but I'm not FRENCH!!":angry:

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22 minutes ago, Alpo said:

A few years ago I asked girl down the street if she would like to go swimming with me and the dog. Let the dog go swimming in the bay, and the saltwater did a number on fleas.

 

The girl - an Italian lady - told me that she would like to but could not, because she had misplaced the top of her suit.

 

I told her to come along without it.

 

She was shocked - "I can't do that!"

 

I said, "Why not? You're European aren't you?"

 

She says, "Yes, but I'm not FRENCH!!":angry:

 

Well, at least you gave it your best shot! ;)

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Major Crimes,

 

You sir win the prize. I laughed so hard at that one and the one with the two birds on the statue that came after it that I fell out of my chair.

 

 

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13 hours ago, Major Crimes said:

 

 

Inappropriate humour for $500 please:P

I don't see anything wrong with that    GW

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I recall in Hannie Caulder, Raquel bought some leather pants, and Culp told her to sit in the horse trough so they would shrink up. Later she goes in the saloon, water dripping off of her, and one of the table she passes has an old drunk with his head down on it. As she goes by he watches her, and comments, "That feller's got the nicest ass I've ever seen".

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2 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

ALL?

 

That's my answer. My gal crafts and uses glitter. Seems like I craft, the neighbors craft and anyone that comes in the house crafts too..........whether they know it or not.

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On 7/16/2020 at 3:04 AM, Major Crimes said:

 

 

Inappropriate humour for $500 please:P

 

You've hit the daily double, Major.

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