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51 minutes ago, Alpo said:

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Visiting kid at the house many years ago...

 

I'm cutting nice cross-grain slices into a roast, and inserting freshly sliced slivers of garlic.

 

She says "We shouldn't eat meat, we need to save the animals."

 

I look at her, look at roast, look at her again, look at the roast again, then look her right int the eye. And tell her "Can't save this one, it's already dead."

 

And then I look down and slice another sliver of garlic, and stuff it into the next slit, and repeat. It took her a few seconds to realize this conversation was over.

 

On 2nd edit: While I was looking down, I could still see her face. Her expression was priceless. I treasure the memory.

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Just learned Otto can not detect a stutter
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Just now, Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L said:

Farcus Comic Strip for June 26, 2023

That's not funny! Looks like me...

[wanders off whimpering...]

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1 hour ago, Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L said:

 

When I rode Senior on the ambulance (right front seat), my driver would always do that to me

My mother always did too. I even did it for a while until seat belts and center consoles came along. Still sorta do it without thought when stopping quick!

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The kids were in the backseat. The wife was strapped in. So I never did it when I had a family.

 

Now it's just me and the dog, and I do it with her.

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