Ozark Huckleberry 585 Posted March 11 10 hours ago, Ramblin Gambler said: Well, whoever told ya the story got the idiotic country boy part right. It wouldn't be no fun if you didn't have to run away after. If running's what your're after, I recommend a good bull slap. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpo 4,743 Posted March 11 (edited) The reason that John Revolting went out and slapped the bull first, was that he knew, from past experience, but THAT if the bull took umbrage, he could handle it. Edited March 11 by Alpo 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpo 4,743 Posted March 12 On 3/6/2020 at 4:35 PM, Michigan Slim said: I believe that if someone came down that whole line of unused urinals, to stand next to me, I would be tempted to turn slightly to the right and pee on his leg. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 5,633 Posted March 12 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 3,428 Posted March 13 3 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 3,428 Posted March 13 As a Canadian, I normally don't like to post US political jokes or memes, but this just made me chuckle. (Now, if you know or followed anything about the Canadian political train wreck, I have LOTS of those, but likely Buffalo Creek Law Dog and Jabez are among the few that would get them.) 2 2 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Charlie T Waite 5,137 Posted March 14 Shouldn't the Government shut down the media?They've spread the virus faster than anything! 1 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Charlie T Waite 5,137 Posted March 14 The human race is in grave danger. Thousands of people are showing severe symptoms already and there is no known cure. No, not covid-19, but sheer bloody stupidity. Never have so many brain cells been sacrificed on the altar of toilet paper fever. 2 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cypress Sun 2,064 Posted March 14 Pretty soon they'll print up currency on toilet paper with Mr. Whipple in the middle.....if they can find any to print on. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 3,428 Posted March 15 (edited) Edited March 15 by Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 2 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 3,428 Posted March 15 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dusty Boots 78 Posted March 16 21 hours ago, Michigan Slim said: Oh No....now I am afraid my testicles are going to croak. 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth 6,154 Posted March 17 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Charlie T Waite 5,137 Posted March 17 Gunny Says 1 2 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Charlie T Waite 5,137 Posted March 18 (edited) Just Saying.... Edited March 18 by Charlie T Waite 1 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michigan Slim 3,734 Posted March 18 11 hours ago, Charlie T Waite said: Just Saying.... Yes. Yes we do! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
