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***just heard our CEO in a company wide "town hall meeting" say that they had sorted the responses to the "anonymous" survey by location, job title, age and gender of the employee's so they can "drill down" to the core issues.... so much for anonymous....  You simply cannot make this stuff up...

 

 

 

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I got pulled over on 225 for going 7 mph over the speed limit.

As the officer started walking up to my truck, i rolled my windows down .....
My adorable and apparently INCREDIBLY smart 4 yr old daughter, started screaming from the backseat:
“It’s coming out!!!!!”

“I can’t hold it any longer Papi!!!!!”
“It’s almost here!!!!!!!! Papiiiiiii!!!”
Now the trooper is HEARING her scream this....
and he leans in the window and asks her “What’s going on here???”
She looks him

DEAD IN THE FACE
And says “I’ve got poop coming outta my butt!!”

He started laughing

I looked like I was about to cry

He asked how far I had to go, which was about 2 miles home. He told me to drive safe and get miss thang home to do her business. He could NOT stop laughing

As soon as we pulled away I asked “What the hell was that about???”

This kid,smirked and said “I saw it on YouTube but I didn’t think it would work”

I said “So...... You're not pooping

?”
She said nope and you're not in trouble either.
OMG

This kid is my hero

 
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3 hours ago, Crazy Gun Barney, SASS #2428 said:

***just heard our CEO in a company wide "town hall meeting" say that they had sorted the responses to the "anonymous" survey by location, job title, age and gender of the employee's so they can "drill down" to the core issues.... so much for anonymous....  You simply cannot make this stuff up...

I worked at a place with an anonymous survey.

 

They set up a special workstation for it in a cubicle outside the VPs office.

 

They explained they would escort employees one by one to the special workstation cubicle for the anonymous survey.

 

I asked it the anonymous survey on the special workstation in the cubicle outside the VP's office would include time stamps on each survey as each escorted employee filled it out anonymously...

 

As management tried to answer this question, I became aware of a buzz among the other employees as the lightbulb came on in their collective heads :lol:

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4 hours ago, Crazy Gun Barney, SASS #2428 said:

 

***just heard our CEO in a company wide "town hall meeting" say that they had sorted the responses to the "anonymous" survey by location, job title, age and gender of the employee's so they can "drill down" to the core issues.... so much for anonymous....  You simply cannot make this stuff up...

 

 

The outfit I retired from did these surveys... mandatory, and guaranteed to be "totally anonymous."  However, you had to indicate your gender and age and work site.

 

We had a staff of about 350, scattered over perhaps two dozen sites.  Of the total staff, only about 30 or so of us were men.

 

I declined to participate in the surveys.  Management attempted to reprimand me for said declination.  I pointed out the reason for my lack of faith in the "anonymity" of the process.  And I also pointed out that over the past five years, the less than 10% of the staff who were men had received about 90% of the disciplinary actions levied by management.

 

Discussion ended.  -_-

 

 

 

 

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9 hours ago, Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L said:

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Besides, everyone knows the firearm should be laying on its left side for easier retrieval. Sheez...

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There is SO MUCH wrong with that picture. First, there's only one egg. Then it's up, not over. Whole wheat toast? Cream in the coffee? Come on now people. As has been mentioned, the gun's lying on the wrong side. And while hash browns are desirous, grits are a necessity.

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"We're here to talk about your cars Warranty"

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