We need a sticky cartoon thread

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 6,765]

Up in this country we tell our youngsters, "Don't Eat Yellow Snow!"

[Joke 'um 1,036]

21 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

Up in this country we tell our youngsters, "Don't Eat Yellow Snow!"

They need to be told?

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 7,112]

30 minutes ago, Joke 'um said:

They need to be told?

Well it does look like a lemonade slushy.

 

 

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 6,765]

1 hour ago, Joke 'um said:

They need to be told?

 

Yep.

Some of them. They've never seen snow before.

[Michigan Slim 6,517]

[Raylan 6,425]

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth 6,731]

[Too Tall Bob 1,303]

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[Pat Riot, SASS #13748 22,966]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 7,112]

9 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

If I could give it two smilies I would

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 7,112]

[Sedalia Dave 12,906]

 

As a trucker stops at a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
 

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde's car. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says .........

 

 

 

 

"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's Winter in Michigan and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"

Edited February 9, 2020 by Sedalia Dave

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 2,875]

 hmmmmm ......... not a cartoon ......

 

  ............ but I'll allow it.  

 

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth 6,731]

[Too Tall Bob 1,303]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 7,112]

After outpatient surgery.

 

 

[Sedalia Dave 12,906]

1 hour ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

After outpatient surgery.

 

 

The face of free health care. 

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth 6,731]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 7,112]

Edited February 11, 2020 by Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984

[Too Tall Bob 1,303]

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[Michigan Slim 6,517]

[Too Tall Bob 1,303]

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth 6,731]

[Too Tall Bob 1,303]

[Michigan Slim 6,517]

1 hour ago, Too Tall Bob said:

I couldn't find a meme that said I really want this sign but I have no need for it..... Sorry

[Alpo 6,781]

Don't worry, you're safe.

 

This isn't Pat's thread.

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 7,112]

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