Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 6,765 Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 Up in this country we tell our youngsters, "Don't Eat Yellow Snow!" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Joke 'um 1,036 Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 21 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: Up in this country we tell our youngsters, "Don't Eat Yellow Snow!" They need to be told? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 7,112 Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 30 minutes ago, Joke 'um said: They need to be told? Well it does look like a lemonade slushy. Â Â 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 6,765 Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Joke 'um said: They need to be told? Â Yep. Some of them. They've never seen snow before. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Michigan Slim 6,517 Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Raylan 6,425 Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 1 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth 6,731 Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Too Tall Bob 1,303 Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Too Tall Bob 1,303 Posted February 8, 2020 Share Posted February 8, 2020 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Subdeacon Joe 26,165 Posted February 8, 2020 Share Posted February 8, 2020 1 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 22,966 Posted February 8, 2020 Share Posted February 8, 2020 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 7,112 Posted February 8, 2020 Share Posted February 8, 2020 9 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: If I could give it two smilies I would 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Sedalia Dave 12,906 Posted February 9, 2020 Share Posted February 9, 2020 (edited) Â As a trucker stops at a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Â When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde's car. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says ......... Â Â Â Â "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's Winter in Michigan and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!" Edited February 9, 2020 by Sedalia Dave 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 2,875 Posted February 9, 2020 Share Posted February 9, 2020  hmmmmm ......... not a cartoon ......   ............ but I'll allow it.   1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth 6,731 Posted February 9, 2020 Share Posted February 9, 2020 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Too Tall Bob 1,303 Posted February 10, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2020 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 7,112 Posted February 10, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2020 After outpatient surgery. Â Â 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sedalia Dave 12,906 Posted February 10, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: After outpatient surgery.   The face of free health care. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth 6,731 Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 7,112 Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 (edited) Edited February 11, 2020 by Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Too Tall Bob 1,303 Posted February 11, 2020 Share Posted February 11, 2020 1 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth 6,731 Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Too Tall Bob 1,303 Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Too Tall Bob 1,303 Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 1 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Michigan Slim 6,517 Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Too Tall Bob said: I couldn't find a meme that said I really want this sign but I have no need for it..... Sorry Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Alpo 6,781 Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 Don't worry, you're safe. Â This isn't Pat's thread. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 7,112 Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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