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May be a cartoon of animal
The donkey told the tiger, "The grass is blue."
The tiger replied, "No, the grass is green ."
The discussion became heated, and the two decided to submit the issue to arbitration, so they approached the lion.
As they approached the lion on his throne, the donkey started screaming: ′′Your Highness, isn't it true that the grass is blue?"
The lion replied: "If you believe it is true, the grass is blue."
The donkey rushed forward and continued: ′′The tiger disagrees with me, contradicts me and annoys me. Please punish him."
The king then declared: ′′The tiger will be punished with 3 days of silence."
The donkey jumped with joy and went on his way, content and repeating ′′The grass is blue, the grass is blue..."
The tiger asked the lion, "Your Majesty, why have you punished me, after all, the grass is green?"
The lion replied, ′′You've known and seen the grass is green."
The tiger asked, ′′So why do you punish me?"
The lion replied, "That has nothing to do with the question of whether the grass is blue or green. The punishment is because it is degrading for a brave, intelligent creature like you to waste time arguing with an ass, and on top of that, you came and bothered me with that question just to validate something you already knew was true!"
The biggest waste of time is arguing with the fool and fanatic who doesn't care about truth or reality, but only the victory of his beliefs and illusions. Never waste time on discussions that make no sense. There are people who, for all the evidence presented to them, do not have the ability to understand. Others who are blinded by ego, hatred and resentment, and the only thing that they want is to be right even if they aren’t.
When IGNORANCE SCREAMS, intelligence moves on.
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May be an image of 2 people and text that says 'How me and my bank account look at each other after I make yet another unnecessary purchase'

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May be an image of text that says 'FORGET ABOUT STORMING AREA 51. LET'S FIND OUT WHERE THIS EXTENDED CAR-WARRANTY CALL CENTERIS AND STORM THAT PLACE.'

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2 hours ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said:

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I'll bet you sang that.

I recognized the first line. The next three made no sense.

 

Are they four lines from the same song? Or one line from four different songs?

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5 hours ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said:

First 4 lines of this song.

If it ain't 50s/60s rock, or real country, I probably am not going to recognize the words.

 

But once that video started, I recognized the tune, and then remembered the song. Not well enough to sing it, but at least well enough to know that I had heard it before. B)

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