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Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't  you say?  
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter  
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.  It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!!  They put in a correction the next day.   

 

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I just couldn't help but send this along. Too funny.    
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says  
      R eally? Ya think?  
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers    
       Now that's taking things a bit far!  

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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over    
       What a guy!      
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death  
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!  
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J u venile Court to Try Shooting Defendant    
See if that works any better than a fair trial!  
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War Dims Hope for Peace    
I can see where it might have that effect!  
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  If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile  
   Ya think?!  
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures    
      Who would have thought!  
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain;   Police   Suspect Homicide    
They may be on to something!  
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges    
      You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?  
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Man Struck By Lightning:   Faces Battery Charge    
     He probably IS the battery charge!  
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger   Test Group    
Weren't they fat enough?!  
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft   
That's what he gets for eating those beans!  
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks    
       Do they taste like chicken?
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    Local  High School   Dropouts   Cut in Half    
       Chainsaw Massacre all over again!  
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors    
       Boy, are they tall!  
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And the winner is....    
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead    
   
     Did I read that right?  
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6 minutes ago, Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L said:

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?

 

I would suspect they taste like goat. If made correctly, cabrito is both nutritious and delicious.

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May be an image of bird, outdoors and text that says 'Post Covid hummingbirds'

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