Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L Posted April 14, 2023 Share Posted April 14, 2023 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted April 14, 2023 Share Posted April 14, 2023 1 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted April 14, 2023 Share Posted April 14, 2023 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kloehr Posted April 15, 2023 Share Posted April 15, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, Buckshot Bear said: I googled the question:  A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don’t even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn’t be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they’ve been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID !#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY? BECAUSE NO-ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT’S A WONDER WE HAVEN’T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12’ DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE! . . . . . . . . . I’m sorry. . . what did you ask me? Edited April 15, 2023 by John Kloehr Damnit Otto, don't change googled to google, I meant the past tense verb, if I wanted the proper noun I would have capitalized it, and you didn't even do that 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted April 15, 2023 Share Posted April 15, 2023 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted April 15, 2023 Share Posted April 15, 2023 2 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted April 15, 2023 Share Posted April 15, 2023 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted April 15, 2023 Share Posted April 15, 2023 Just in time for the Mozzies, Black flies, Deer flies, No-See-Em and Liberals: 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L Posted April 15, 2023 Share Posted April 15, 2023 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L Posted April 15, 2023 Share Posted April 15, 2023 Â 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 1 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 2 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 2 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 1 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 2 1 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 1 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 1 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 6 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:     ....... ah, I see that you've been to rural Australia .............  2 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 6 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:     ....... ah, I see that you've been to rural Australia .............  Looks like the Pennsylvania Turnpike! At least 20 years ago! 1 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 3 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 3 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 3 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 15 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said: Â I'll Be Blacktopping... Â https://abc7.com/arnold-schwarzenegger-pothole-socagal-gas-tweet-service-trench/13124384/ 2 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 3 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 8 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Â 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 (edited) 17 hours ago, DeaconKC said:   ........ I have now found my new "life mantra" ......... Thank You      Edited April 18, 2023 by Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 speeling erer 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.