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Alpo Posted April 8, 2022 Share Posted April 8, 2022 A little backstory, so you know what's going on. Â The woman in purple is the empress. That's logical, right? She's wearing imperial purple. The blonde in red is the heir to the duchess. The redhead has been convicted of treason, and was about to be executed. She's hanging out of her shirt because they tore her buttons off before they put her in front of the firing squad. The blonde said that she would commute the sentence if the redhead would come work for her. And the redhead agreed, and she swore an oath. Then the blonde says, "Now I just have to tell the empress", and the redhead, shocked, says, "YOU DIDN'T GET PERMISSION FIRST!?!!??!?" Â 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted April 9, 2022 Share Posted April 9, 2022 46 minutes ago, Charlie T Waite said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie T Waite Posted April 9, 2022 Share Posted April 9, 2022 4 minutes ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said: Because it was funny 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L Posted April 9, 2022 Share Posted April 9, 2022 15 hours ago, PowerRiverCowboy said: Â I pee in the backyard all the time--while watching neighbor's TV through their windows 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted April 9, 2022 Share Posted April 9, 2022 14 minutes ago, Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L said: Â I pee in the backyard all the time--while watching neighbor's TV through their windows True! Tho right off the house ain't real sanitary! 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted April 9, 2022 Share Posted April 9, 2022 16 minutes ago, Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L said: Â I pee in the backyard all the time--while watching neighbor's TV through their windows I was walking the dog early one Sunday morning, and as I come up toward this one yard I can see a guy from about his navel up - his car is blocking the rest of the view. And he's peeing in his front yard. I can see the stream going out. Â Dayum. Â Then as I get closer, and less and less of his car is blocking the view, I see three rod-and-reels lying in the grass, and he's holding a garden hose. The stream I was seeing is coming out of the garden hose, as he's washing the salt water off his fishing poles. Â It was just a perfect optical illusion. What I could see of his right arm was in the correct position to be holding his "nozzle" Â The stream was coming out at the right height. The size of the stream was correct. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eyesa Horg Posted April 9, 2022 Share Posted April 9, 2022 When we first got our property here we dragged an old camper in for when we came up. Nothing else was here except woods and the old logging road. At 5 in the morning, I step out the door to pee in my birthday suit. There I stand peeing and suddenly here something, look up and here's a female jogger about 30' away running straight in my direction! Apparently she ran thru every morning and never expected to see someone here! We both saw each other at the same time and I think equally embarrassed. 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alpo Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 9 hours ago, Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 said: Â Â Â One of the best explanations for Brandon I have seen. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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