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Subdeacon Joe

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It’s very hard to laugh when you really want to cry. That’s sad

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Actually, she is probably good at algebra and other advanced math. I don't know if any practical math skills are required today.

And, she is allowed to vote.

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Well, let us look at the question in a light of reality. 

 

How many hills are involved?

How much coffee have you consumed and

how many Rest Stops along the way?

Are all tires inflated all of the distance?

Do you have enough gasoline/electricity?

 

Inquiring minds want to know. 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said:

Well, let us look at the question in a light of reality. 

 

How many hills are involved?

How much coffee have you consumed and

how many Rest Stops along the way?

Are all tires inflated all of the distance?

Do you have enough gasoline/electricity?

 

Inquiring minds want to know. 

 

 

and is the driver's foot heavy or light, is it a Pruis? do we need to stop to look at wildlife?

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14 hours ago, Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 said:

It didn't take much. I didn't count the chances she had to think it through. :rolleyes: 

Allie, 

I let my wife hear about 20 seconds of the video and she put her hand up indicating “enough” and said “That girl is a dip$&@#”

:lol:

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18 hours ago, Trailrider #896 said:

Where can you do 80mph without getting pulled over?  I believe that would add considerably to the time required to go 80 miles.  I do agree that mathematically that gal ain't too bright.  :rolleyes:

Northern Michigan. Heck, southern Michigan. Just dont get in the passing lane -you'll be in the way.

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On 6/2/2018 at 4:51 PM, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said:

Well, let us look at the question in a light of reality. 

 

How many hills are involved?

How much coffee have you consumed and

how many Rest Stops along the way?

Are all tires inflated all of the distance?

Do you have enough gasoline/electricity?

 

Inquiring minds want to know. 

 

 

1. None, at this point her life is all uphill.

2. Only Starbucks and she is permanently at the rest stop.

3. She is the only tire deflated. It’s going to be a bumpy ride.

4. Her head is full of gas but there is no synapses happening to create ignition. 

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One final note: the human brain has an infinite number of ignition points. It’s a wonder her head doesn’t explode. Or, nothing firing and it’s time to check under the hood.fast before she is sold has a lemon or destined for the junk yard.  

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3 hours ago, Tennessee Trapper Tom said:

One final note: the human brain has an infinite number of ignition points. It’s a wonder her head doesn’t explode. Or, nothing firing and it’s time to check under the hood.fast before she is sold has a lemon or destined for the junk yard.  

Maybe the battery is dead?

 

That can be a big issue in a Nissan Leif. But then again, can a Nissan Leiff go 80 miles and/or 80 MPH?

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On 6/2/2018 at 2:51 PM, Assassin said:

...And, she is allowed to vote.

 

I'll bet you $10 she can't spell vote.

 

^_^

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