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are biscuits and methadone the same thing?


Trigger Mike

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My apple demanded I update Safari as did Cabelas or I could not check out.  So I did.  It added Siri.  I decided for a test and asked Siri "how to make biscuits"  it displayed my question correctly.  Siri then said, :"hmm" and then said, "here is what I found" and displayed the chemical formula for methadone and other info about methadone.  I never thought biscuits could relieve pain and lower my dependency on other foods.  

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8 minutes ago, Trigger Mike said:

My apple demanded I update Safari as did Cabelas or I could not check out.  So I did.  It added Siri.  I decided for a test and asked Siri "how to make biscuits"  it displayed my question correctly.  Siri then said, :"hmm" and then said, "here is what I found" and displayed the chemical formula for methadone and other info about methadone.  I never thought biscuits could relieve pain and lower my dependency on other foods.  

 

Trigger Mike:

      Turns out that Siri is a certified doctor with a PHD in Neurosurgery. :P

      Who knew? :blink:

       Anyway, here is the correlation between the two:

 

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4 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

Holy Cow...I got the same thing on my iPhone 

 

1 minute ago, Trigger Mike said:

maybe there is a big demand for those kind of biscuits instead of the kind I was wanting to make for breakfast.  Maybe it finds the most popular recipe .  

 

Pat & Trigger Mike:

     I don't have Siri on my phone. :(

     What happens when you ask her "How do I make methadone?" :wacko:

      Just keep in mind what can happen when you do! :o

    

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Biscuits are more like heroin to me.

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24 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said:

Well search results are usually based on your past browser history and searches. :o

 

What else have you guys been looking up?????  :D

Well, I guess drug dealers have guns so some dipstick figures that since I am always looking at gun related stuff and motorcycle stuff I must be into drugs, right? :D

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well since biscuits are Methadone, then gravy must be Heroin. Seems like I must have had my recipe all wrong for years now. :(

 

And what happens if the breakfast you are cooking requires you to Crack an egg?

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1 hour ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

But i haven’t used Siri to search for anything. She doesn’t use safari ‘s cookies.

Buyt will she use Safari’s biscuits?

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