Trigger Mike Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 My apple demanded I update Safari as did Cabelas or I could not check out. So I did. It added Siri. I decided for a test and asked Siri "how to make biscuits" it displayed my question correctly. Siri then said, :"hmm" and then said, "here is what I found" and displayed the chemical formula for methadone and other info about methadone. I never thought biscuits could relieve pain and lower my dependency on other foods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 8 minutes ago, Trigger Mike said: My apple demanded I update Safari as did Cabelas or I could not check out. So I did. It added Siri. I decided for a test and asked Siri "how to make biscuits" it displayed my question correctly. Siri then said, :"hmm" and then said, "here is what I found" and displayed the chemical formula for methadone and other info about methadone. I never thought biscuits could relieve pain and lower my dependency on other foods. Trigger Mike: Turns out that Siri is a certified doctor with a PHD in Neurosurgery. Who knew? Anyway, here is the correlation between the two: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Holy Cow...I got the same thing on my iPhone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trigger Mike Posted May 17, 2018 Author Share Posted May 17, 2018 maybe there is a big demand for those kind of biscuits instead of the kind I was wanting to make for breakfast. Maybe it finds the most popular recipe . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Maybe Siri is programmed by a bunch of druggies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 4 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Holy Cow...I got the same thing on my iPhone 1 minute ago, Trigger Mike said: maybe there is a big demand for those kind of biscuits instead of the kind I was wanting to make for breakfast. Maybe it finds the most popular recipe . Pat & Trigger Mike: I don't have Siri on my phone. What happens when you ask her "How do I make methadone?" Just keep in mind what can happen when you do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Ditto on my ipad. Now DEA is checking on my new plantings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 I just tried the Google voice on my phone. Got buttermilk biscuits, baking powder biscuits, southern biscuits, but no methadone biscuits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Biscuits are more like heroin to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Well search results are usually based on your past browser history and searches. What else have you guys been looking up????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 But i haven’t used Siri to search for anything. She doesn’t use safari ‘s cookies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 24 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said: Well search results are usually based on your past browser history and searches. What else have you guys been looking up????? Well, I guess drug dealers have guns so some dipstick figures that since I am always looking at gun related stuff and motorcycle stuff I must be into drugs, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Siri’s on drugs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Festus G Lonetree Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 well since biscuits are Methadone, then gravy must be Heroin. Seems like I must have had my recipe all wrong for years now. And what happens if the breakfast you are cooking requires you to Crack an egg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: But i haven’t used Siri to search for anything. She doesn’t use safari ‘s cookies. Buyt will she use Safari’s biscuits? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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