Trigger Mike Posted May 17, 2018 Posted May 17, 2018 My apple demanded I update Safari as did Cabelas or I could not check out. So I did. It added Siri. I decided for a test and asked Siri "how to make biscuits" it displayed my question correctly. Siri then said, :"hmm" and then said, "here is what I found" and displayed the chemical formula for methadone and other info about methadone. I never thought biscuits could relieve pain and lower my dependency on other foods. Quote
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted May 17, 2018 Posted May 17, 2018 8 minutes ago, Trigger Mike said: My apple demanded I update Safari as did Cabelas or I could not check out. So I did. It added Siri. I decided for a test and asked Siri "how to make biscuits" it displayed my question correctly. Siri then said, :"hmm" and then said, "here is what I found" and displayed the chemical formula for methadone and other info about methadone. I never thought biscuits could relieve pain and lower my dependency on other foods. Trigger Mike: Turns out that Siri is a certified doctor with a PHD in Neurosurgery. Who knew? Anyway, here is the correlation between the two: Quote
Trigger Mike Posted May 17, 2018 Author Posted May 17, 2018 maybe there is a big demand for those kind of biscuits instead of the kind I was wanting to make for breakfast. Maybe it finds the most popular recipe . Quote
Pat Riot Posted May 17, 2018 Posted May 17, 2018 Maybe Siri is programmed by a bunch of druggies... Quote
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted May 17, 2018 Posted May 17, 2018 4 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Holy Cow...I got the same thing on my iPhone 1 minute ago, Trigger Mike said: maybe there is a big demand for those kind of biscuits instead of the kind I was wanting to make for breakfast. Maybe it finds the most popular recipe . Pat & Trigger Mike: I don't have Siri on my phone. What happens when you ask her "How do I make methadone?" Just keep in mind what can happen when you do! Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted May 17, 2018 Posted May 17, 2018 (edited) Ditto on my ipad. Now DEA is checking on my new plantings. Edited May 17, 2018 by Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted May 17, 2018 Posted May 17, 2018 I just tried the Google voice on my phone. Got buttermilk biscuits, baking powder biscuits, southern biscuits, but no methadone biscuits. Quote
Sedalia Dave Posted May 17, 2018 Posted May 17, 2018 Well search results are usually based on your past browser history and searches. What else have you guys been looking up????? Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted May 17, 2018 Posted May 17, 2018 But i haven’t used Siri to search for anything. She doesn’t use safari ‘s cookies. Quote
Pat Riot Posted May 17, 2018 Posted May 17, 2018 24 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said: Well search results are usually based on your past browser history and searches. What else have you guys been looking up????? Well, I guess drug dealers have guns so some dipstick figures that since I am always looking at gun related stuff and motorcycle stuff I must be into drugs, right? Quote
Pat Riot Posted May 17, 2018 Posted May 17, 2018 (edited) Siri’s on drugs... Edited May 17, 2018 by Pat Riot, SASS #13748 Quote
Festus G Lonetree Posted May 17, 2018 Posted May 17, 2018 well since biscuits are Methadone, then gravy must be Heroin. Seems like I must have had my recipe all wrong for years now. And what happens if the breakfast you are cooking requires you to Crack an egg? Quote
Utah Bob #35998 Posted May 18, 2018 Posted May 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: But i haven’t used Siri to search for anything. She doesn’t use safari ‘s cookies. Buyt will she use Safari’s biscuits? Quote
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