Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramblin Gambler Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 I had a truck that needed an exorcism. We did it and the demon jumped into my wife's car. So when we exorcised him again and he jumped back into mine, I kept him and named him Jerry. Every year I convince Jerry to turn off that check engine light long enough to get the inspection done. Maybe I shoulda done like these fellas and done it in a big parking lot so it would jump into a stranger's car. Heck, I bet that's how I picked him up originally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 Our Lady of Sorrow was acroos the street from B'nai Israel. The two congregations "competed" with each other. One Saturday as they are entering the Temple, they see, parked right out front, a brand new Buick. Over the next week they find out that the Lady of Sorrow congregation had GIVEN me it to Father Murphy, as a symbol of their love and respect. Sunday after that, while entering the Church, they see parked out front a brand new Lincoln. A symbol of love and respect from his congregation to Rabbi Goldberg. Next Saturday, as they are entering the Temple, they see Father Murphy, in all his vestments, BLESSING the Buick. Rabbi Goldberg watched for a moment, then went and got a pair of tinsnips, crawled under the Lincoln, and cut six inches off the exhaust pipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 Both religions mentioned do the snip thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted May 12, 2018 Author Share Posted May 12, 2018 5 minutes ago, Whiskey Business said: Both religions mentioned do the snip thing. Whiskey: Thanks. This ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Whiskey Business said: Both religions mentioned do the snip thing. Like we really needed to know that information...Besides how do you know?? Texas Lizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 I knew of Jewish and Muslim, and several African religions (although that would require a 16-year-old car, not a week-and-a-half one) but I was unaware of ritual circumcision being part of Catholicism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 Not a ritual, but we Catholics have it done by a doc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 8 hours ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said: And you don't dare try to sneak out of the service early: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chili Ron Posted May 12, 2018 Share Posted May 12, 2018 Howdy, That is conceal carry, donchakno. Best CR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 Posted May 13, 2018 Share Posted May 13, 2018 That last two is my kind of sky pilots! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted May 13, 2018 Share Posted May 13, 2018 15 hours ago, Whiskey Business said: Not a ritual, but we Catholics have it done by a doc. But it is not mandated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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