Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 And then the real story came out. The whale is a “coyote” transporting illegal dolphins into the area via the net method. The SUV is part of a Homeland Security “sting operation”. The Feds bungled the investigation and the “coyote” got spooked and attempted to get his charges to another location. Knowing the area where the turtles nest is “Protected Land” the nefarious whale attempted an insurgency there. The overzealous Feds inadvertently collided with the “coyote” while attempting to traverse the protected area without interfering with the turtles. The House is calling for the impeachment of the President at this hour... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 At least he didn't get tangled up in plastic bags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 then there is the Oregon story of a beached whale they were going to blow up with dynamite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted May 7, 2018 Author Share Posted May 7, 2018 Adds new meaning to the familiar call: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 Did ANYONE there know what they were doing..... like did they have any experience with explosives? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 6 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: Did ANYONE there know what they were doing..... like did they have any experience with explosives? Yep...just ask them. It’s Oregon! Everyone has big “O” decals in the back windows of their cars. They say it stands for University of Oregon. I find it hard to believe that all the people with the “O” went to college. I think the “O” actually stands for Obnoxious or Oblivious, depending upon the weather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Yep...just ask them. It’s Oregon! Everyone has big “O” decals in the back windows of their cars. They say it stands for University of Oregon. I find it hard to believe that all the people with the “O” went to college. I think the “O” actually stands for Obnoxious or Oblivious, depending upon the weather. Well, thereWAS a book called The Big O. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 48 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: Well, thereWAS a book called The Big O. Believe me, that Big O has nothing to do with the "O" I am talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCandless Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 What could possibly go wrong??!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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