WORDY WORDS XXIV

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

IF ya be in the middle of the lake , ya can see em comin' at ya 

[Blackwater 53393]

Nowhere to hide!!

 

(unless it’s a submarine)

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

IF ya can't out run em 

 

  run em aground 

[Blackwater 53393]

Scuttle ‘em!!

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

what ya think is a short cut , be full if hull shreddin' timber  

[Blackwater 53393]

Snags

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

BIG ROCKS , right under the surface 

[Blackwater 53393]

Low tide trouble!

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

treadin' water 

[Blackwater 53393]

Less than waist deep!

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

look out for gators and bull sharks 

[Blackwater 53393]

Cottonmouths around here!

[Painted Mohawk SASS 77785]

And ya' can keep 'em !!

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

said the guy that 

lives in the devils pet shoppe 

 

   

[Painted Mohawk SASS 77785]

But there's a big list we don't have , like..Bears, Wolves, Coyote, Mountain lions, Cougars & the list goes on...

[Blackwater 53393]

Yeah!  Wolverines and badgers and them danged Chupacabras!!

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

don't forget BIGFOOT 

[Blackwater 53393]

Bigfoot is extremely antisocial!!

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

can NOT blame em for that 

[Blackwater 53393]

Bashful??

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

MAYBE 

[Blackwater 53393]

Find one and ask him/her!!

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

they leave me alone , so I will leave them alone 

[Painted Mohawk SASS 77785]

Crocodiles   [ some with no brains swim with em !! ]                                                                                          [ Sadly a young Dad of 3 small boys just lost his life when the bank gave way & he slipped into the water in northern Australia..a doctor on vacation with his family, just happened last w=end..saved his wife who he pushed her hand away as she too nearly fell in...15' croc later shot with human remains found inside ] These things are protected...just to many of them ..they need culling !!          

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

the 3 S rule in action , 

 

 but ya is gonna need a backhoe 

[Blackwater 53393]

Backhoe=power shovel 

[Blackwater 53393]

Is croc tail as tasty as gator tail??

 

BARBECUE!!!

[Painted Mohawk SASS 77785]

If it tastes like chicken ...probably a croc    [ MASSIVE '''' fines for shooting them   'IF ya' get caught ]

[Blackwater 53393]

1 minute ago, Painted Mohawk SASS 77785 said:

If it tastes like chicken ...probably a croc    [ MASSIVE '''' fines for shooting them   'IF ya' get caught ]

It’s simple!!  Roast up a big chunk of the victim and before the authorities can say anything, have ‘em take a bite the way your mama did you when you were a kid!

 

When they ask you about the victim, tell ‘em they’re eating him!!

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

DON'T get cuaght 

[Painted Mohawk SASS 77785]

Silent lips

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

deep holes 

[Blackwater 53393]

Plausible Deniability!!

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

I see nothing 

[Blackwater 53393]

I hear nothing!!