I need takillya...my heart is broke

[Calico Mary 1,545]

 

first Seamus says Rye is his hero....then my Dawg says tha same thing....Bottles, poor me a biggun and keep em comin'!!!

[Pat Riot, SASS #13748 18,972]

But...Rye is a Hero...

[Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 2,675]

Rye is also a Cleveland Indian fan. 

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 6,535]

Nobody is perfect.

[Tall Tale Todd 214]

29 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

Nobody is perfect.

 

No, but Calico Mary is about as close as they come 

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 6,535]

1 minute ago, Tall Tale Todd said:

 

No, but Calico Mary is about as close as they come 

I meant Rye.

[Calico Mary 1,545]

hey TTT....pull up a chair....I gots an extra shotglass wit yer name on it....ya like Patron Silver??

[Calico Mary 1,545]

1 minute ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

I meant Rye.

 

[Tall Tale Todd 214]

2 minutes ago, Calico Mary said:

hey TTT....pull up a chair....I gots an extra shotglass wit yer name on it....ya like Patron Silver??

 

Calico, I like whatever you're pouring! Let's talk about how we can git that heart unbroke
 

 

[Calico Mary 1,545]

talk sum sense inta Seamus and Dawg fer one......

[Tall Tale Todd 214]

I'll do what I can but I'm much more interested in talking to you. They'll soon realize the error of their ways and come 'round.

[Calico Mary 1,545]

I'm jus sittin' here drinkin' and watchin' Hell on Wheels....finally....never seen it before.....

 

 

[DocWard 4,933]

Technically, you would be their "heroine" 

[Utah Bob #35998 14,571]

13 minutes ago, Calico Mary said:

I'm jus sittin' here drinkin' and watchin' Hell on Wheels....finally....never seen it before.....

 

 

That's a good thing to watch! It gets better and better.

 

[Rooster Ron Wayne 1,457]

It is what it is 

[Utah Bob #35998 14,571]

May I suggest a wee bit of Don Julio Anejo?

Smooooooth!

[Calico Mary 1,545]

must be good....  never tried that....just recently had some Herradura, that stuff is tasty!!

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth 6,478]

I'm going back to Mary's thread title.

I thought she said I need "ta kill ya" (to kill you).

Whoever broke her heart must have been one real mean hombre.

 

 

 

 

[Rye Miles #13621 5,717]

13 hours ago, Calico Mary said:

I'm jus sittin' here drinkin' and watchin' Hell on Wheels....finally....never seen it before.....

 

 

So yer watchin' Hell on Wheels and thinking about me? Wow, that's kinda creepy..........

[Tennessee Trapper Tom 500]

15 hours ago, Calico Mary said:

hey TTT....pull up a chair....I gots an extra shotglass wit yer name on it....ya like Patron Silver??

Dang, I thought I was finally being personally invited for a drink. Oh well, barkeep gimme a quadruple shot of anything from the highlands of Scotland. I’ve been known as TTT for 13 years and now have to live in a constant state of identity theft. Lol:)

[Utah Bob #35998 14,571]

15 hours ago, Calico Mary said:

must be good....  never tried that....just recently had some Herradura, that stuff is tasty!!

Yup, Herradura is a frequent resident of my cabinet.

 

[Calico Mary 1,545]

8 hours ago, Rye Miles #13621 said:

So yer watchin' Hell on Wheels and thinking about me? Wow, that's kinda creepy..........

 

yeah, thinkin' bout yu iz creepy alrite.....

 

7 hours ago, Tennessee Trapper Tom said:

Dang, I thought I was finally being personally invited for a drink. Oh well, barkeep gimme a quadruple shot of anything from the highlands of Scotland. I’ve been known as TTT for 13 years and now have to live in a constant state of identity theft. Lol:)

 

der's more than one chair in here.....pull one up and take a load off....there's plenty of takillya ta go round....

[Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 218]

42 minutes ago, Calico Mary said:

der's more than one chair in here.....pull one up and take a load off....there's plenty of takillya ta go round....

 

da las time we got drunk in here I hadda work for Bottles for three days to pay off the tab

[Tall Tale Todd 214]

6 minutes ago, Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 said:

 

da las time we got drunk in here I hadda work for Bottles for three days to pay off the tab

 

So you're saying it was a great time and totally worth it? Because that's what it sounds like.

 

Since I'm the newcomer, why don't I get the first round. Barkeep! Some whiskey for my friends.

[Calico Mary 1,545]

sumone actually paid their tab????  did Bottles die of shock...that why I'z havin' ta serve myself?

[Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 218]

Just now, Calico Mary said:

sumone actually paid their tab????  did Bottles die of shock...that why I'z havin' ta serve myself?

 

well,,,,,,,, i didn't pay it, like with cash or nothin'

i just hadda sweep the place out, wash the dishes and get rid of the Boones Farm bottles

 

I was gonna have a shooting contest,..... shoot all the Boones Farm bottles off the back fence.

but, when people found out the prize was a case of Boones Farm nobody showed up to shoot

 

so

 

I hadda shoot all the bottles myself

 

at's whut took me 3 days

 

 

[Calico Mary 1,545]

ya shudda jus poured it in a bunch of shotglasses and then tole ole' Okie that it wuz tha good stuff.....

[Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 218]

1 minute ago, Calico Mary said:

ya shudda jus poured it in a bunch of shotglasses and then tole ole' Okie that it wuz tha good stuff.....

 

it wuz bad enough listen to Bottles about this for 3 days let alone have Okie on my case as well.   Bonnes Farm gives ya a NASTY hang-over

[Calico Mary 1,545]

so does cheap takillya....,.trust me.....

[Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 218]

3 minutes ago, Calico Mary said:

so does cheap takillya....,.trust me.....

 

why not just stick with the Rye?    we got some pretty good rye here

 

I'll have Bottles send over and round and leave us the bottle

 

Quote

Jack o' Diamonds, Jack o' Diamonds and I know you of old
You've robbed my poor pockets of silver and gold
It's a whiskey, you villain, you've been my downfall
You've kicked me, you've cuffed me, but I love you for all

It's a whiskey, rye whiskey, rye whiskey I cry
If I don't get rye whiskey, well, I think I will die

 

[Calico Mary 1,545]

as long as it's rye and not Rye.....

[Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 218]

two old Pokes

a settin at the table

 

and one feller then ask the other:

what'd ya spend all yer poke on

 

his pard reflected

and then remarked

 

"some of it i spent on whisky

"an some of it I spent on women

"the rest of it -- I wasted

 

--

[Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 218]

2 minutes ago, Calico Mary said:

as long as it's rye and not Rye.....

 

rye whisky rye whisky

straight rye it will be

[Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 218]

Quote

I'll drink my own whiskey, I'll drink my own wine
Some ten thousand bottles I've killed in my time
I've no wife to quarrel, no babies to bawl
The best way of living is no wife at all

Rye whiskey, rye whiskey, rye whiskey I cry
If a tree don't fall on me, I'll live till I di

 

[Calico Mary 1,545]

well then....let's git ta drinkin'....