Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 1 minute ago, Calico Mary said: mebbe I shud send Killer down der after her.... I don't think they like cats down there them's know for cattle rustlin gittn Sundance back could be a problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 does Okie feel good enough yet to help out yet? or is he still workin' on a little hair of the dog? Ray can't help. He left his 45 on the bar after he shot up the jukebox and Bottles put it behind the bar with a note: TAB DUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 2 hours ago, Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 said: does Okie feel good enough yet to help out yet? or is he still workin' on a little hair of the dog? Ray can't help. He left his 45 on the bar after he shot up the jukebox and Bottles put it behind the bar with a note: TAB DUE I shot the jukebox because someone had a "RAP" tune playing!!! I didn't like that .45 anyway!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 10 hours ago, Rye Miles #13621 said: I shot the jukebox because someone had a "RAP" tune playing!!! I didn't like that .45 anyway!!! can't really blame ya fer dat but what was wrong wit yer 45? we gotta plan an assault o the Bear's Cave to get Calico's horse back. Yer gonna need sompthin. I'm gonna trust in my .41 carbine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 On 5/2/2018 at 7:13 PM, Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 said: probly Okie I told him some of that Boones Farm was a little funny I am the official bloomers inspector, ya know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 said: can't really blame ya fer dat but what was wrong wit yer 45? we gotta plan an assault o the Bear's Cave to get Calico's horse back. Yer gonna need sompthin. I'm gonna trust in my .41 carbine My .38's will be just fine! When we goin'?? That .45 was a POS, all kinds of things wrong with it! Bottles can keep it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 36 minutes ago, Rye Miles #13621 said: My .38's will be just fine! When we goin'?? That .45 was a POS, all kinds of things wrong with it! Bottles can keep it! soon's we can round up a posse The Bear's Cave is on the other side of the tracks (wouldn'tcha know) and just down a piece from the water tower. There's corrals out in back where they hold stole cattle,..... and hosses. The place is run by a floozie calls herself Madame Mimms. and she has her band of roughnecks that works for her led by this Storm McDaniel and his sidekick Avenginatti I don't know if Okie's gonna be much help but maybe he can take care of Madame Mimms after we get Sundance back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted May 4, 2018 Author Share Posted May 4, 2018 free table dance fer anyone helpin' ta git my Sundance back!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 12 minutes ago, Calico Mary said: free table dance fer anyone helpin' ta git my Sundance back!!!! Okie probly go fer dat but so far it's just me and Rye figgure to hit the Bear's Cave. This avenginnatti character always goes up to the telegraph office about 10 every mornin. I figgure to grab him and trade him and his hoss for Sundance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 yippie me an Rye done put the bag on Avenginatti an his hoss, Thrasher but now we got a new problem Madam Mimms sez she'll swap Sundance for Thrasher and 10 cases of our good rye whisky. No Boonesfarm. But: here's the catch: we gotta keep Avenginatti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 Avenginatti is wanted in four different states and Canada! We could trade him in fer the $$$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 2 hours ago, Rye Miles #13621 said: Avenginatti is wanted in four different states and Canada! We could trade him in fer the $$$$ good thinking! I'll see Bottles and arrange to get the whisky. all we gotta worry about is McDaniel. He's a dry-gulchin bushwhacker!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 .......meanwhile the story has been relayed back to the Bear's Cave McDaniel puts the bag on Madame Mimms. Ties her to a post in the store room. now he sends us back a demand: send Avenginatti back or NO DEAL Does Madame Mimms have an ally? Does McDaniel have enough guns to hold the Bear Cave ? The US Marshal has already taken Avenginatti and paid Rye the rewards...... some bluffing may be needed on that matter... The Marshal said the matter of the horse was un-important to him but if we manage to get Madame Mimms or McDaniel -- to call him back. A Plan of Action is needed,...... and soon: it's starting to get dark as the 3d day of the Crisis closes.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted May 4, 2018 Author Share Posted May 4, 2018 I think there's sumthin' goin' on between tha Marshal and Rye....they's sittin' at tha bar tawkin' bout how purty they both iz..... Sumone keep Bottles busy long enuff fer us ta steel tha whiskey ta git Sundance back....I'z gotta meet Okie unner tha back table agin....he said sumthin' bout needed ta re-inspect my bloomers...that tha back seem wuz comin' apart..... wate....there taint no back seem!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 Marshal Muffins..... wuz supposed to be on the 5 o'clock train to Fort Little Creek with his prisoner. Now it seems they're Schmoozin it up back at the Toostone Saloon. What happen to Avenginatti ? He didn't escape did he ? The general plan now is to stampede the stolen cattle from in back of the Bear's Cave as soon's its dark. And in the comotion we steal Sundance it's not clear how much shootn' there could be but I got my trusty .41 Carbine ready to go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted May 4, 2018 Author Share Posted May 4, 2018 Avenginatti taint escaped.....he's playin' checkers wit Bottles in tha back room..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 5 minutes ago, Calico Mary said: Avenginatti taint escaped.....he's playin' checkers wit Bottles in tha back room..... that'll keep 'm busy anyway while we start the stampede we'll have a couple a men cut th' wire and pull out a section of the corral fence and then a couple riders to throw firecrackers on the opposite side. once it gets goin' stealing Sundance should be easy-peasy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted May 4, 2018 Author Share Posted May 4, 2018 I dunno....they both cheat..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, Calico Mary said: I dunno....they both cheat..... long as Bottles keeps Avenginatti busy we're cool....... if he gets loose he'll cut Madam Mimme loose and then we're apt to end up with hot lead in the air right on the mainstreet of Toostone. I always knew that Marshall Muffins wuz no-good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted May 4, 2018 Author Share Posted May 4, 2018 since when iz there not hot lead in tha air in Toostone?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 Just now, Calico Mary said: since when iz there not hot lead in tha air in Toostone?? it kinda comes and goes. one of our trouble though is we ain't got 10 cases a that rye whisky. they's only a couple a cases left after the other night. at's another reeason we hadda come up with plan B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 let us know when y'all done under the table so's we can get this stampede started ya wanna help cut th' fence or throw firecrackers ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted May 4, 2018 Author Share Posted May 4, 2018 we'z gonna need a few more bodies.....go grab BMC and Chickasaw, they's down by tha creek pretendin' ta fish, but they's really jus sleepin'....I'll dunk Blackwater in tha water trough out front and wake him up...ifn' Okie ever lets go of tha none-existent back seem of my bloomers....where tha heck did Pat Riot, J Mark and Michigan Slim git to? bout time them three started makin' themselves useful.....and sumone puleeze take that mirror away from Rye!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 OK, I'll head down to th' creek it's OK if Avenginatti wants ta play checkers but don't let him sneak out an head back to the Bear's Cave while I'm gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted May 4, 2018 Author Share Posted May 4, 2018 he ain't gonna move....Killer is layin' in his lap, wit her claws over....um....well....over a sensatif area..... he dunt dare even twitch.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, Calico Mary said: he ain't gonna move....Killer is layin' in his lap, wit her claws over....um....well....over a sensatif area..... he dunt dare even twitch.... Excellent now while I'm gone remember: no drinkin' till after th' stampede or do ya think th' crew would do better with a couple starters just for inspiration ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted May 4, 2018 Author Share Posted May 4, 2018 no drinkin'?? tuu late....Okie brot a bottle of sum good stuff......der mite be a sip or two left in tha bottle ifn' ya wanna crawl unner tha table fer it..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 1 minute ago, Calico Mary said: no drinkin'?? tuu late....Okie brot a bottle of sum good stuff......der mite be a sip or two left in tha bottle ifn' ya wanna crawl unner tha table fer it..... at's whut I was afeared of can he still ride OK or is he done for the nite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted May 4, 2018 Author Share Posted May 4, 2018 he kin still ride....me I'z not so shur bout...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 ** huge comotion ** shoutn' shootn' -- th' stampede is underway McDaniel comes running outta th' Bear's Cave an grabs Sundance but tryin ta cross th' tracks there's a BIG Rattler -- and Sundance bucks ol' McDaniel off and lands him in the tracks now -- Sundance on the loose and Calico still under th' table lookin' fer her bloomers whut a State of Affairs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 there a creaking sound as the back door opens in rides Marshal Muffins on Sundance he dismounts. Sundance mozeys over to the back table. Marshall Muffins gets a double and asks "anybody seen Avenginatti ? " He's gotta go to Fort Little Creek Me? I didn' fergit my fishn' pole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted May 4, 2018 Author Share Posted May 4, 2018 Sundance!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 3 hours ago, Calico Mary said: I think there's sumthin' goin' on between tha Marshal and Rye....they's sittin' at tha bar tawkin' bout how purty they both iz..... Sumone keep Bottles busy long enuff fer us ta steel tha whiskey ta git Sundance back....I'z gotta meet Okie unner tha back table agin....he said sumthin' bout needed ta re-inspect my bloomers...that tha back seem wuz comin' apart..... wate....there taint no back seem!!!! It's true down deep inside you know it!! Gimme another shot of rye, this is getting deep!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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