Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Calico Mary said: well then....let's git ta drinkin'.... you got it hon Quote Sometimes I drink whiskey, sometimes I drink rum Sometimes I drink brandy, at other times none But if I get boozey, my whiskey's my own And them that don't like me, can leave me alone Rye whiskey, rye whiskey, rye whiskey I cry If a tree don't fall on me, I'll live till I die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 now there's a rite purty picture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 Just now, Calico Mary said: now there's a rite purty picture yep the song "Rye Whisky" -- was Tex Ritter. It's on his Greatest Hits album. I've hadda order one for th' jukebox now wait "Like Texas "In 1880...... That's part of a song too but wait -- what's th' juke box doing here in 1880 ? just one more of them things that goes on here in Toostone ready for another round ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 Quote And I'll ride that pony fast Like a cowboy from the past Be young and wild free Like Texas in 1880 Just like Texas in 1880 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 hell ya.....gonna pour some more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 Just now, Calico Mary said: hell ya.....gonna pour some more? Quote There's boys that are ridin' for legendary fame And our money's all gone but we ride just the same Our hearts got broken, and our heads get busted But we'll always believe the things that we trust There'll be those nights when glory comes 'round And we'll tip our hats and wave to the crowd And I'll ride that pony fast Like a cowboy from the past Be young and wild free Like Texas in 1880 Just like Texas in 1880 just don't shoot out the lights tonite ? ok? that was another think I hadda hear from Bottles for most of 3 days and he still ain't let it go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 fine.....take all tha fun outta it....probly fer tha best tho....when it got dark tha last time sumone tried findin' out whut I gots unner my petticoat..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, Calico Mary said: fine.....take all tha fun outta it....probly fer tha best tho....when it got dark tha last time sumone tried findin' out whut I gots unner my petticoat..... probly Okie I told him some of that Boones Farm was a little funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 most likely it wuz him......I herd sumone sayin' a bad joke at bout tha same time...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 btw, why is your horse in here ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 she's got allergies....tha hitchin' post iz tuu dang close ta that cottonwood over there.....dunt need her sneezin' all nite..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 Just now, Calico Mary said: she's got allergies....tha hitchin' post iz tuu dang close ta that cottonwood over there.....dunt need her sneezin' all nite..... yeah yeah, ya figure to make a quick get-away after ya shoot out the lights here, let's have another it was bad enough gettn' rid of all the Boones Farm bottles but now I'm gonna haveta clean up after yer horse, too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 make Rye du it..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Calico Mary said: make Rye du it..... he won't talk to me anymore after than last poker game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 jus cuz yu caught him cheatin'? that's not rite..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Calico Mary said: jus cuz yu caught him cheatin'? that's not rite..... it wasn't that it's just that in a hand of low ball ya can't throw yer cards under the table and then grab the pot but then someone threw a Boones Farm bottle at me and I don't remember what happened after that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 dunt ask me....I wuz unner tha table in tha back corner wit Okie..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 I always wondered how it ended Quote Way up on Clinch Mountain I wander alone I'm as drunk as the devil, oh, let me alone You may boast of your knowledge an' brag of your sense 'Twill all be forgotten a hundred years hence Rye whiskey, rye whiskey, you're no friend to me You killed my poor daddy, God damn you, try me Songwriters: Tex Ritter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 Now wait a minuteThings don't look too familiarWho is this cowboyWho's sleepin' beside me?He's awful cute, but how'd IGet his shirt on?I had too much Tequila last night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 You guys had to mention Boone's Farm didn't ya! Wow I got so drunk and sick on that stuff that just hearin' the name gets my stomach rollin'!! It was a looong time ago! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 3 hours ago, Calico Mary said: yeah, thinkin' bout yu iz creepy alrite..... der's more than one chair in here.....pull one up and take a load off....there's plenty of takillya ta go round.... Feeling is mutual!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 another morning in the Toostone Saloon the fire's out; ain't no coffee. an someone shot up the jukebox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 12 hours ago, Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 said: it wasn't that it's just that in a hand of low ball ya can't throw yer cards under the table and then grab the pot but then someone threw a Boones Farm bottle at me and I don't remember what happened after that That wasn't me Grampaw, that was Ray Mills!!! He looks a little bit like me but I'm more handsome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 29 minutes ago, Rye Miles #13621 said: That wasn't me Grampaw, that was Ray Mills!!! He looks a little bit like me but I'm more handsome! how come Calico likes Okie better? Her horse got loose last night, too. She's down by the creek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted May 3, 2018 Author Share Posted May 3, 2018 10 hours ago, Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 said: another morning in the Toostone Saloon the fire's out; ain't no coffee. an someone shot up the jukebox It wernt me!!! I swear..... 9 hours ago, Rye Miles #13621 said: That wasn't me Grampaw, that was Ray Mills!!! He looks a little bit like me but I'm more handsome! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 8 hours ago, Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 said: how come Calico likes Okie better? Her horse got loose last night, too. She's down by the creek Anybody find Sundance yet??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 23 minutes ago, Calico Mary said: Anybody find Sundance yet??? I suppose we're gonna spend the night lookin for yer * horse are you sure that was your horse you rode in here on last night ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted May 3, 2018 Author Share Posted May 3, 2018 Palomino wit tha purple ribbons in her mane? yep, that's Sundance....now yu fellas all git off yer heinys and go find her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 Just now, Calico Mary said: Palomino wit tha purple ribbons in her mane? yep, that's Sundance....now yu fellas all git off yer heinys and go find her! ok but I'm takin two bottles of that rye with me and Mitsi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted May 3, 2018 Author Share Posted May 3, 2018 one bottle fer yu and one fer Mitsi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 1 minute ago, Calico Mary said: one bottle fer yu and one fer Mitsi? Mitsi likes scrambled eggs, sausage, and chocolate brownies. but she's a dog so she's not supposed to get any chocolate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted May 3, 2018 Author Share Posted May 3, 2018 yu kin always give me tha brownies.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 1 minute ago, Calico Mary said: yu kin always give me tha brownies.... we gotta find Sundance first. someone said they seen her tied a the old Bear's Cave Saloon at ain't such a good place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted May 3, 2018 Author Share Posted May 3, 2018 mebbe I shud send Killer down der after her.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 Bear's Cave Saloon is run by a bootlegger and sometime cattle rustler name of Storm McDaniel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted May 3, 2018 Author Share Posted May 3, 2018 I here Indiana iz full o' cattle rustlers..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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