Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 Make sure you get all those nose hairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawdog Dago Dom Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 You forgot hairy ears. If I didn't trim them I could put braids on each side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 Then, some times we have slow days. Days where ya just can't get up the energy to bustle about , doing things and contributing to the pandemonium that is daily life. so we nap. Imis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted April 20, 2018 Author Share Posted April 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, Lawdog Dago Dom said: You forgot hairy ears. If I didn't trim them I could put braids on each side. Lawdog: We call those "Yoda Ears". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawdog Dago Dom Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 1 minute ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said: Lawdog: We call those "Yoda Ears". Ha! I can beat that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie T Waite Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 19 minutes ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said: Make sure you get all those nose hairs. Sounds like your just jealous of the retirees.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted April 20, 2018 Author Share Posted April 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, Charlie T Waite said: Sounds like your just jealous of the retirees.... Charlie: Actually, I've been trying to use this schedule now in preparation for when I do retire. I just can't wait until next Wednesday gets here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Willie Nelson Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 It's not that it's new hair growing in the ears, it just got re-routed from the top of my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 retirement is working for a new boss (the wife) for less (no) pay and longer working hours love every minute of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie T Waite Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 7 minutes ago, Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L said: retirement is working for a new boss (the wife) for less (no) pay and longer working hours love every minute of it So this is your new office sign? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G W Wade Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 Think I have more Sundays in MY week GW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 6 hours ago, Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L said: retirement is working for a new boss (the wife) for less (no) pay and longer working hours love every minute of it Sounds like a lot of after hours or just catching... Texas Lizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Plasters, SASS#60943 Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 So on Saturday, is that a complete change of the skivvies or just turning them to the other side? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramblin Gambler Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 15 hours ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said: I just can't wait until next Wednesday gets here. Why are you retiring on wednesday? I can see going on friday, or the end of the month. wednesday is neither of those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 I’d like to trim my fingernails but I don’t have any room in my schedule Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie MacNeil, SASS #48580 Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 5 minutes ago, Ramblin Gambler said: Why are you retiring on wednesday? I can see going on friday, or the end of the month. wednesday is neither of those. I retired on a Wednesday, too, because that was the day that I ran out of vacation hours... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 I figured it out. Even numbered Wednesdays, shower, odd numbered Wednesdays trim fingernails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted April 21, 2018 Author Share Posted April 21, 2018 23 hours ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said: Charlie: Actually, I've been trying to use this schedule now in preparation for when I do retire. I just can't wait until next Wednesday gets here. 8 hours ago, Ramblin Gambler said: Why are you retiring on wednesday? I can see going on friday, or the end of the month. wednesday is neither of those. Gambler, I'm not retired yet. I've been practicing the schedule for when I do retire. I was joking that I couldn't wait until Wednesday to take a shower! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie T Waite Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said: I was joking that I couldn't wait until Wednesday to take a shower! That's because your really supposed to do that or Saturday.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 On 4/20/2018 at 5:15 AM, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said: Make sure you get all those nose hairs. Too much work! I do Sunday's task okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAYOBARD SASS #13025L Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 10 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: I figured it out. Even numbered Wednesdays, shower, odd numbered Wednesdays trim fingernails. That is soooo confusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 well then do what you want on Wednesdays, including nothing at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 8 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: well then do what you want on Wednesdays, including nothing at all. I can handle that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Chance Morgun Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 My still working friends: "So how is retirement?" me: "Great." Friend: "What do you do?" me: "Anything I damn well please." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Willie Nelson Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 A friend of mine who worked in Houston in the same industry as myself, bought some property a few miles from me up in the Texas Hill Country. His idea of a good day of retirement is sleeping till noon, piddling around his ranch for a few hours and then saluting the sunset with a shot of tequila. When my time comes, I plan to do a little more piddling than that and maybe saluting the sunset with an ice tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 On the days when conflict among duties arises, have a beverage of your choice,recline and examine your eyelids for light leakage. Imis, who needs a nap at 7:13 am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAYOBARD SASS #13025L Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 Come to think of it. I have to get retired this Spring. Them tires on my pick up are starting to get a little thin on tread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 4 hours ago, Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 said: On the days when conflict among duties arises, have a beverage of your choice,recline and examine your eyelids for light leakage. Imis, who needs a nap at 7:13 am I'm still in bed at 7:13 am! I believe in burning daylight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAYOBARD SASS #13025L Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 I have been retired for over five years. I still get up at 0600 to 0630 hours. my last nine years working, I had to get up at 0415 Hours, so I feel like I am skylarking and burning daylight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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