Texas Lizard Posted March 12, 2018 Posted March 12, 2018 I live here..So I could not help myself when I saw this one... http://www.gopusa.com/fleeing/ Nothing needs to be said...It says it all.... Texas Lizard
Blackwater 53393 Posted March 12, 2018 Posted March 12, 2018 LOVE IT!! Anybody wanna give odds on how long it lasts!?!?
Rye Miles #13621 Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 Torrance, CA to Plano, TX: $2,626Plano, TX to Torrance, CA: $1,264 Los Angeles, CA to Dallas, TX: $2,558Dallas TX to Los Angeles: $1,232 UHaul truck rental prices
Pat Riot Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 Ooh there’s a Texas joke in there somewhere but I ain’t gonna do it...
Sedalia Dave Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 22 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Ooh there’s a Texas joke in there somewhere but I ain’t gonna do it... Awwwww come on Pat.... DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT
Texas Lizard Posted March 13, 2018 Author Posted March 13, 2018 35 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Ooh there’s a Texas joke in there somewhere but I ain’t gonna do it... Just to let you know...I'm not from Texas...Born and raised in California...Would I like to leave, yes...Can I, no...A wife and 3 year old grand daughter she watches... Texas Lizard
Pat Riot Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 7 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said: Awwwww come on Pat.... DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT Uhhhh...nope. Ain’t gonna do it. Most of the time when I run into SASS Texans ya’ll are carryin’ guns...nope, nope, nope
Pat Riot Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 6 hours ago, Texas Lizard said: Just to let you know...I'm not from Texas...Born and raised in California...Would I like to leave, yes...Can I, no...A wife and 3 year old grand daughter she watches... Texas Lizard I know what you mean. Lived in CA 23 years. 18 of which were due to a promise I made to my family. There are lots of things I miss about California. There are more I don't.
Shotgun Willie Nelson Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 2 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: 9 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said: Awwwww come on Pat.... DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT Uhhhh...nope. Ain’t gonna do it. Most of the time when I run into SASS Texans ya’ll are carryin’ guns...nope, nope, nope We won't hold agin' you. Besides, I ain't carryin' today...
Tascosa, SASS# 24838 Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 3 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Uhhhh...nope. Ain’t gonna do it. Most of the time when I run into SASS Texans ya’ll are carryin’ guns...nope, nope, nope Not only SASS hombres carry here. Lot of my friends carry also.. All the time. Cause most of my friends are retired cops. But we are sort of friendly and don't shoot too many people.
Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 9 minutes ago, Tascosa, SASS# 24838 said: Not only SASS hombres carry here. Lot of my friends carry also.. All the time. Cause most of my friends are retired cops. But we are sort of friendly and don't shoot too many people. only the ones that need shooting . . .
Sedalia Dave Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 3 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: I know what you mean. Lived in CA 23 years. 18 of which were due to a promise I made to my family. There are lots of things I miss about California. There are more I don't. Spent 9 years at China lake and miss the High Desert. Miss very little that resides on the other side of the Sierra Nevada Mountains.
Texas Lizard Posted March 13, 2018 Author Posted March 13, 2018 4 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Uhhhh...nope. Ain’t gonna do it. Most of the time when I run into SASS Texans ya’ll are carryin’ guns...nope, nope, nope They also have rope... and Maybe a tall tree... Texas Lizard
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 So the city slicker came to Texas to visit an old farmer school buddy of his. They went to the local restaurant to talk about old time and the things that changed in their lives. The city slicker talked about his high-rise condo, fancy clothes and great paying job. The farmer, not to be outdone, talked about the acres upon acres of farmland that he owned. "In fact", boasted the farmer, "I have so much land that when I get up in the morning and drive around all my property, I don't get finished until sunset." The city slicker thought for a moment, and then replied, "Yeah, I used to have an old beat-up truck like that too!" NOTE: Filling in for Pat.
Pat Riot Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 2 hours ago, Texas Lizard said: They also have rope... and Maybe a tall tree... Texas Lizard Uh-Huh....That's why I am keeping my yap shut...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 18 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Ooh there’s a Texas joke in there somewhere but I ain’t gonna do it... I hear 'clucking', from the chicken coop....... OLG
Pat Riot Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 12 minutes ago, The Original Lumpy Gritz said: I hear 'clucking', from the chicken coop....... OLG That’s funny, why would a turkey be hangin’ out by a chicken coop?
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted March 13, 2018 Posted March 13, 2018 1 minute ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: That’s funny, why would a turkey be hangin’ out by a chicken coop? Look'n for some egg-rolls........ OLG
Tascosa, SASS# 24838 Posted March 15, 2018 Posted March 15, 2018 Y'all are pretty much safe from hanging in the panhandle. We ain't got many trees tall enough to hang someone. We jest took to draggin' em behind our horses through the mesquite.
Texas Lizard Posted March 15, 2018 Author Posted March 15, 2018 20 minutes ago, Tascosa, SASS# 24838 said: Y'all are pretty much safe from hanging in the panhandle. We ain't got many trees tall enough to hang someone. We jest took to draggin' em behind our horses through the mesquite. That's kinda what I remember driving or riding with parents going Texas...Get into the state and spend the next day or two trying ge threw it or out... Texas Lizard Dad was born and raised in Crosby, Texas...
Sedalia Dave Posted March 16, 2018 Posted March 16, 2018 2 hours ago, Tascosa, SASS# 24838 said: Y'all are pretty much safe from hanging in the panhandle. We ain't got many trees tall enough to hang someone. We jest took to draggin' em behind our horses through the mesquite. In a pinch you could always substitute a pump jack or Wind mill tower.
Tascosa, SASS# 24838 Posted March 16, 2018 Posted March 16, 2018 14 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said: In a pinch you could always substitute a pump jack or Wind mill tower. But draggin' em is more fun.
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