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Younger horses and faster wimmen? :lol:

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Kind of like the joke about the 80 year old man with the 20 year old fiancee. When he went to his doctor for a check up, the doctor became alarmed and said "I have to warn you... The difference in age... The consequences could be... fatal." The old man grins and says "If so, I'll just have to find myself another!"

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1 minute ago, Charlie Plasters, SASS#60943 said:

But not too young. It takes a while to develop skills.

 

Wait... Are you talking about women or horses?

Yeah, that one might get me into hot water...

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39 minutes ago, Charlie Plasters, SASS#60943 said:

cigarettes and whiskey and wild wild wimmen"?

They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane.

Posted
1 hour ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

I don't drink whiskey, but three out of four ain't bad.

That's OK...You can still make it four...Just double up on the second item...

 

TL

Posted

Older women, are beautiful lovers
Older women, they understand
I've been around some, and I have discovered
That older women know just how to please a man.

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21 hours ago, Texas Lizard said:

That's OK...You can still make it four...Just double up on the second item...

 

TL

How 'bout I drop 1 and 3, triple up on 2 and have enough of 4 to support that combination?

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27 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

How 'bout I drop 1 and 3, triple up on 2 and have enough of 4 to support that combination?

Your heart is in the right is in the right place...But can it hold up???

 

TL

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4 hours ago, Texas Lizard said:

Your heart is in the right is in the right place...But can it hold up???

 

TL

Maybe not, but a pleasant way to go... with luck.

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