Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 tell things that you say about someone who is not running on all cylinders, my faves are: elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top half a sandwich short of a picnic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 In answer to the question "How you doin'?" "Making progress steadily by fits and jerks." "Fine as frog hair" "Cold as a wedge" "He ain't the brightest bulb in the chandelier." "All the fashion sense of a paving brick." "Was you born stupid or did it come by degrees?" "Were you always this dumb or did you have to go to school to learn it?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Sandor, SASS #74075 Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 "Dumb as a post" "Crazier than a loon" "Three bricks shy of a load" "Nuttier than a fruitcake" "Two cans short of a six-pack" CS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailrider #896 Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 His gyros have tumbled! Stable platform's gone into gimbal lock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dantankerous Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 5 cans short of a six-pack. Light is on but no one's home. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. He's about as smart as a bag of rocks. Dumb as a box of hammers. He's all static. Only has one oar in the water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 I had to use Google to top these. The following is my favorite. "All foam, no beer" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 He must go to school on the short bus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tascosa, SASS# 24838 Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 My dads favorite, " He ain't got the brains God gave baby sheep". (Usually talking about me) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 The elevator goes to the top floor but the doors don’t open. Dumber than a bag of hammers. The light’s on but nobody’s home. He can’t find his a** with both hands. Ih he had a brain in his head it would look like a BB in a boxcar. She’s flakier than a snowstorm. If if you had a dime for every intelligent thought you’ve had you couldn’t make a phone call. (Dated, I know) When they were passing our brains you were in another line, weren’t you, cupcake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 Not aired up all the way. He's a couple of clicks off. Two shrimp short of a sample platter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 "......... half a bubble off plumb .... " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 If it's written, I like just referring to them as a 'jenius (misspelling intentional for sarcastic effect)'. Dumber than a box of rocks works for verbal communication most of the time, but I'm not above using the old standby of 'idjit'. If somebody wants to correct my pronunciation, I explain that I intentionally mispronounce it so that I don't insult idiots through association. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 He/she isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Louis Suomi SASS #31905 Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 He has an empty attic! His attic is filled with broken toys. More brains in a sausage than him. STL Suomi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loophole LaRue, SASS #51438 Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 A couple more: He couldn't pour water out of his boot if it had instructions on the heel. He's not playing with a full deck. His cord doesn't quite reach the outlet. He's a clown shy of a circus. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but there's no train in sight. LL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 kangaroos in the top paddock ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Crimes Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 A few Roo's loose in the top paddock. https://www.macquariedictionary.com.au/resources/aus/word/map/search/word/a few roos loose in the top paddock/Sydney Region/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Crimes Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 1 minute ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: kangaroos in the top paddock ..... Just now, Major Crimes said: A few Roo's loose in the top paddock. https://www.macquariedictionary.com.au/resources/aus/word/map/search/word/a few roos loose in the top paddock/Sydney Region/ Snap, WJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duffield, SASS #23454 Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 All hat and no cattle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 1 minute ago, Major Crimes said: Snap, WJ mine has less writing in it ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 A couple dots short on his dice. When asked "How are you today"-- Pretty good if I don't check too close. Or, Not too bad for an old feller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 I wouldn't have one of them up my backside if i had room for a boxcar Imis this is Dad's expression Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saddle Up Slim Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 If brains were dynamite he couldn't blow his nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 On 12/17/2017 at 9:50 AM, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: tell things that you say about someone who is not running on all cylinders, my faves are: elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top half a sandwich short of a picnic One tit short of an udder. Not smart enough to pee a hole in a snow bank. Looks like someone scattered his type. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Eyesa Horg said: A couple dots short on his dice. When asked "How are you today"-- Pretty good if I don't check too close. Or, Not too bad for an old feller. Eyesa, you might be good, but you shore ain't pretty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 "Having you around is like loosing 2 good men". I think Clint Eastwood used this expression one of his movies, but not sure. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHOOTIN FOX Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 Does it tingle first or just whoosh over you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Saywut Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 3 hours ago, J-BAR #18287 said: He must go to school on the short bus. I sometimes rode the short bus, and I think I turned out just fine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 Sharp as the leading edge of a bowling ball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clay Mosby Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 Dumber than a box of rocks, As my Grandpa used to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Old Man Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 Dumber than a steel wheeled rake. How am I doin? Ifn I knowed I was gonna live this long, Ida took better care of myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 35 minutes ago, Sgt. Saywut said: I sometimes rode the short bus, and I think I turned out just fine I’m sure you did. None of the comments are complimentary, and I’m sure each of us has been the subject of one or more of them in our lives. I know I have. Don’t take them personally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Crimes Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 3 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: mine has less writing in it ..... But mine is more accurate in accordance with the Macquarie Dictionary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginny Hinny Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Sgt. Saywut said: I sometimes rode the short bus, and I think I turned out just fine ^You are pretty clever and cute but dont let my awe of you go to your head. I was always on the bus from detention. ^ if you are going to be dumb, you better be tough. (Guess thats why i am pretty tough.) Lifes tough, its even tougher if you're stupid. ~John Wayne Learn from the mistakes of others. You cant live long enough to make them all yourself. ~Eleanor Roosevelt Everyone has the right to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge. (I was told that at work last week.) Hey train wreck, this isnt your station. I see your IQ test came back negative. Your gene pool needs a lifeguard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Not the sharpest knife in the drawer Not the sharpest tool in the shed. Not the brightest bulb on the tree. About as sharp as a bowling ball Or, to really confuse things: Not the brightest tool in the shed Or, as one of my First Sergeants would say: There are no stupid questions, only stupid people asking questions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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