Calico Mary Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 6 hours ago, Widowmaker Hill SASS #59054 said: Dear Ms. NoMaid: Mouse is expendable. Let your conscious be your guide. ..........Widder I think I got the little bugger....one of the traps was sprung....gonna leave the other one there for a while just in case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 13, 2017 Author Share Posted November 13, 2017 5 hours ago, Calico Mary said: I think I got the little bugger....one of the traps was sprung....gonna leave the other one there for a while just in case For the record, I don't give 'Advice to Mice'. They're never appreciative of any 'Cheezy Wisdom' I give them..... ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 mebbe ya shudda adviced him ta leave willingly before I brought home the traps and PB..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 On 11/10/2017 at 10:17 PM, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: Being able to make a decision and having the authority to carry it out are not the same thing. If you're married..... or have worked in some major corporations..... or the government you'd know that Well said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginny Hinny Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 On 11/9/2017 at 7:00 PM, Widowmaker Hill SASS #59054 said: Dear Concerned About Size: It all has to do with what the Cowboy feels more comfortable wrapping his hands around..... ..........Widder Some men prefer a .45 and some prefer the .38, variety is what makes the world go round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 13, 2017 Author Share Posted November 13, 2017 40 minutes ago, Ginny Hinny said: Some men prefer a .45 and some prefer the .38, variety is what makes the world go round. Ya See, I answered with great wisdom, which came from great experience..... Wow, look at all that brass. ..........Widder (walkin in a Widder Wonderland) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 3 hours ago, Ginny Hinny said: Some men prefer a .45 and some prefer the .38, variety is what makes the world go round. Look at those targets. Those ladies can shoot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 Dear Widder, Ten years ago I coveted an hombre's hat. It was probably the best hat I'd ever seen. 1. Do you think the desperado wearing it deserved it more than me? 2. If I'd have stole the hat from him, would that have been worse than just coveting it? Mule Camp 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 14, 2017 Author Share Posted November 14, 2017 28 minutes ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said: Dear Widder, Ten years ago I coveted an hombre's hat. It was probably the best hat I'd ever seen. 1. Do you think the desperado wearing it deserved it more than me? 2. If I'd have stole the hat from him, would that have been worse than just coveting it? Mule Camp 2007 Dear Coveting Soul: 1. The Desperado wearing that hat presented it to a fine lady who actually does it justice. Of course, some fine 'Bullet Splat' jewelry was returned in gratitude. 2. Breaking another Commandment, such as stealing, is never the answer to satisfy Coveting. P.S. - nice pic. Now everyone can see what the wise old grey hair man looks like. P.S.S. - that hat and the hatband was made by Ricky at Brims & Trims when they were in good business. Its a 100x, about as much beaver as possible in a hat. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramblin Gambler Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 A baptist I once knew would have said "I wish I had that hat and he had a lump on his nose". He explained that making it a trade (the hat for a lump) kept it from being straight up covetousness and kept you inline with the commandments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 Dear Widder, I din't thunk the Baptist category allowed coveted hats? Am I mistaken, again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 well duh, BMC....yer male..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 14, 2017 Author Share Posted November 14, 2017 2 hours ago, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said: Dear Widder, I din't thunk the Baptist category allowed coveted hats? Am I mistaken, again? Dear Mountain Critter: You are not mistaken. Baptist should NOT covet another man's hat. A Baptist can covet my dog, covet my cat, but Baptist shouldn't covet my hat. A Baptist can covet my guns and covet my cap, but a Baptist shouldn't covet my hat. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 Dear Widder mouthpiece. Is it ok for a non Baptist to covet a hat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 15, 2017 Author Share Posted November 15, 2017 2 minutes ago, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said: Dear Widder mouthpiece. Is it ok for a non Baptist to covet a hat? Dear Mtn. Critter: A fine lady (Baptist or otherwise) can covet the hat and the wearer..... All other coveters will have to just sit back and dream. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 That sounds to me like discrimination. I'm gonna file suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 15, 2017 Author Share Posted November 15, 2017 And will the fine lady, who is allowed to covet, also file suit because she is not allowed to dream? ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 can I file suit ifn' I git nitemares now??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 15, 2017 Author Share Posted November 15, 2017 49 minutes ago, Calico Mary said: can I file suit ifn' I git nitemares now??? Dear Bad Dreamer: Nightmares are usually a symptom of 'bad things' being flushed from your mind to make room for 'good things'. Just remember, "there ain't no Coupe De'ville hidin at the bottom of a CrackerJack box". ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 I'm hoping this week some bad things will get pushed outta there ta make room for good things... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 On 11/13/2017 at 5:35 PM, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said: Dear Widder, Ten years ago I coveted an hombre's hat. It was probably the best hat I'd ever seen. 1. Do you think the desperado wearing it deserved it more than me? 2. If I'd have stole the hat from him, would that have been worse than just coveting it? Mule Camp 2007 Coveting it probably won't get you shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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