Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 59 minutes ago, Tyrel Cody said: That would end the fight quick, fast and in a hurry; frying pan meets head! But it woulda been painless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 I needed a blow drier for something I was working on in my garage years ago. My wife volunteered hers as she wanted a knee one. I was removing decals off of something or some odd thing, anyway we went to the store and got her a new one. The old one was just a run of the mill big ol’ stylists type ones., Well over the years she has gone through 6 or 7 driers always commenting on how the one she gave me was the best she had ever found and every time I offer to give it back and man does she give me a look. This thing looks like the blow dryer from hell, but it keeps on doing the odd jobs I need it for...did you guys know that a decal when placed on a blow dryer turns really ugly and cool and that wood stain will work on plastic if the plastic is hot enough when the stain is applied?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Dan Troop 70448 Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 On 10/30/2017 at 6:43 PM, Calico Mary said: I noz yu fellas are jus tryin' ta convince me that I'z better off witout a man.....ya kin quit tryin', it's not like anyone's interested anyway.....and I'm pretty much gonna give up and jus git a cat....it won't listen ta me either, but at least it will cost less.... A cat for indoors, and dog to walk, and a horse to ride. What more could a person ask for, except a reliable tractor? MT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 Wife said, "I can't go out with my hair wet!" I said, "I can cut it all off for you." I don't remember what happened next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 1, 2017 Author Share Posted November 1, 2017 4 hours ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said: Wife said, "I can't go out with my hair wet!" I said, "I can cut it all off for you." I don't remember what happened next. There are some things Baptist aren't very forgiving about. Just ask the Bunkhouse Boss..... ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 On 10/31/2017 at 7:09 PM, Texas Lizard said: Being from California, I have give equal time...Thought about a girl friend?? TL Tex, yore gonna die! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 6, 2017 Author Share Posted November 6, 2017 2 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: Tex, yore gonna die! A VERY slow and painful death..... ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 Wife asks husband what he likes most about her, her great body or beautiful face. He looks her up and down and after careful consideration says "I like your sense of humor." Probably should have spent more timeconsidering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 1 minute ago, Widowmaker Hill SASS #59054 said: A VERY slow and painful death..... ..........Widder Oooooh, yeah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramblin Gambler Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 On 10/30/2017 at 6:08 PM, Trailrider #896 said: Maybe your wife was irrigated because I'm sure this was a typo, but it works and I like it. Brings to mind saturday morning cartoons of my youth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailrider #896 Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 4 minutes ago, Ramblin Gambler said: I'm sure this was a typo, but it works and I like it. Brings to mind saturday morning cartoons of my youth. No typo. Would you rather I said, "p.o.'d"? Surely you've been involved in an "irrigation contest"! (And don't call me Surely! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 On 11/1/2017 at 8:32 AM, Marshal Dan Troop 70448 said: A cat for indoors, and dog to walk, and a horse to ride. What more could a person ask for, except a reliable tractor? MT Maybe a good boat for fishin’? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Dan Troop 70448 Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 32 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: Maybe a good boat for fishin’? Owned a 48' Carver for almost 20 years. Fished, dived, took trips up an down the coastlines, trips to Bimini and other islands. Finally realized it was the most expensive item I owned in upkeep, dockage, fuel (2 250 gal tanks), insurance, etc. averaged out to 3700.00 a month. Best day was when I decided to sell, 2nd best was that within 48 hours had a buyer, (actually had 4 buyers, but first one with cash won). MT The Islander Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 5 minutes ago, Marshal Dan Troop 70448 said: Owned a 48' Carver for almost 20 years. Fished, dived, took trips up an down the coastlines, trips to Bimini and other islands. Finally realized it was the most expensive item I owned in upkeep, dockage, fuel (2 250 gal tanks), insurance, etc. averaged out to 3700.00 a month. Best day was when I decided to sell, 2nd best was that within 48 hours had a buyer, (actually had 4 buyers, but first one with cash won). MT The Islander Definition of a boat: A hole in the water that collects a lot of money never to be seen again. Two second best day in a boat owners life... The day he buys his first boat. The best day in his life is when he sells it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 Not if it’s a Bass Boat.., Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoken D Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 Baptist don't call it as having an argument with with the little lady, it's called intense fellowship. And yes, you're wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 14 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Not if it’s a Bass Boat.., ... and you can't run a trotline out of it ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chili Ron Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Howdy, I pointed out to one young lady that she was, indeed wrong. She hung up on me and I never saw her again. Best CR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramblin Gambler Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 2 hours ago, Chili Ron said: Howdy, I pointed out to one young lady that she was, indeed wrong. She hung up on me and I never saw her again. Best CR I once had a relationship break up for similar reasons. We were talking on the phone and she started saying that some guy was honking at her and acting aggressive. So she pulled off the road and he followed her. She parked at a gas station and stayed in the car and he glared at her for a while then drove away. She said she didn't know what his problem was. I said "You probably cut him off" "No I didn't" "Look, you were on the phone, you said you changed lanes and he came out of nowhere and started honking at you. You probably cut him off" "I did not cut him off" "Ok then, where was he when you changed lanes?" "He wasn't there I don't know where he came from" "You probably cut him off" We had 1 more date after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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