Widder, SASS #59054 Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 I'll never understand women or their quick vehement nature. What appears to be an Angel one moment can become a venomous serpent in a blink of an eyeball. The wife was getting ready for Church this morning when she discovered her hair dryer was broke. It wouldn't run cold nor hot air. Soooooooo, like a Knight in shining armor, I went down into my work shop to save the day and retrieved my Heat Gun. It only took about 30 seconds for her to reach boiling point. I'll never understand women. ..........Widder (so much for trying to be a nice guy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 SIGH......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 Why doesn't the bunkhouse boss have a backup hair dryer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted October 30, 2017 Author Share Posted October 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Tyrel Cody said: Why doesn't the bunkhouse boss have a backup hair dryer? How do you think I managed to buy that 'heat gun'? Somehow, she got the notion that when I brought it home, it was a hair dryer..... ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CurlyDrew42 Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 Dammit, you made me snort soda out my nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 Widder, the backup is supposed to be exactly like what's she's already shooting so to speak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 Widder, women are so much easier to get along with once you come to one realization. You're wrong. It doesn't matter what it is. It doesn't matter how you are wrong. Just accept it as a given and move on. Once you realize that, you can skip all the drama, say, "Yes, my Love," or your preferred variant and go on about your life. As you may have already figured out, the only thing worse than being wrong is being right. They really don't like it when that happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron "Ironhead" Smith Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 One must however be very careful when saying "Yes dear" as it is almost impossible not to utter it sarcastically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 It does take practice to get the tone right. In the other hand, if you can deliver it correctly and with a straight face, it's really handy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan Cord Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 12 hours ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said: As you may have already figured out, the only thing worse than being wrong is being right. Once a man accepts the bonds of Holy Matrimony, there is one question he must ask himself: Do you want to be right, or do you want to be happy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trigger Mike Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 regarding right or happy, sometimes you can't have either and punt and hope for quiet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 "And suddenly she turned" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 ain't nothin' wait'll her car don't run Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramblin Gambler Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 That's not a problem, she has a backup car too. She keeps it in my parking space and all I have to do is make sure it stays full of gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 I noz yu fellas are jus tryin' ta convince me that I'z better off witout a man.....ya kin quit tryin', it's not like anyone's interested anyway.....and I'm pretty much gonna give up and jus git a cat....it won't listen ta me either, but at least it will cost less.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailrider #896 Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 Y'know, when I was taking a welding class in college, they had this thing we used to quickly dry metallurgical specimens... I kept calling it a hair dryer. The instructor was NOT amused! (I did pass the class, although my welding skills were marginal even then)! Maybe your wife was irrigated because your machine FRIED HER HAIR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 13 minutes ago, Trailrider #896 said: Y'know, when I was taking a welding class in college, they had this thing we used to quickly dry metallurgical specimens... I kept calling it a hair dryer. The instructor was NOT amused! (I did pass the class, although my welding skills were marginal even then)! Maybe your wife was irrigated because your machine FRIED HER HAIR! Sorry! Couldn't resist!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 6 hours ago, Eyesa Horg said: "And suddenly she turned" "Step by step." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 8 minutes ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said: "Step by step." NIAGARA FALLS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Calico Mary said: I noz yu fellas are jus tryin' ta convince me that I'z better off witout a man.....ya kin quit tryin', it's not like anyone's interested anyway.....and I'm pretty much gonna give up and jus git a cat....it won't listen ta me either, but at least it will cost less.... Hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 cats only cost money.....men have cost me much more valuable things than that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 5 minutes ago, Calico Mary said: cats only cost money.....men have cost me much more valuable things than that..... Like sanity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 sanity, self respect, self esteem, trust.....among other things..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 1 hour ago, DocWard said: NIAGARA FALLS! Ahhh! Another recipient of a classical Saturday Morning television education. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 10 minutes ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said: Ahhh! Another recipient of a classical Saturday Morning television education. Personally, I'm partial to the Abbott and Costello version. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailrider #896 Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 So Who is on first? Absolutely! Centerfield. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 17 hours ago, Trailrider #896 said: Y'know, when I was taking a welding class in college, they had this thing we used to quickly dry metallurgical specimens... I kept calling it a hair dryer. The instructor was NOT amused! (I did pass the class, although my welding skills were marginal even then)! Maybe your wife was irrigated because your machine FRIED HER HAIR! IMHO it is impossible for a woman to fry her hair. Some of the rituals women use to style their hair lend me to believe it is indestructible. Some of those chemicals would cook fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cent Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him is he still wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted October 31, 2017 Share Posted October 31, 2017 of course!!!! DUH....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 On 10/30/2017 at 3:43 PM, Calico Mary said: I noz yu fellas are jus tryin' ta convince me that I'z better off witout a man.....ya kin quit tryin', it's not like anyone's interested anyway.....and I'm pretty much gonna give up and jus git a cat....it won't listen ta me either, but at least it will cost less.... Being from California, I have give equal time...Thought about a girl friend?? TL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan Cord Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 On 10/30/2017 at 3:43 PM, Calico Mary said: I noz yu fellas are jus tryin' ta convince me that I'z better off witout a man.....ya kin quit tryin', it's not like anyone's interested anyway.....and I'm pretty much gonna give up and jus git a cat....it won't listen ta me either, but at least it will cost less.... Howdy Miss Calico. The way it was explained to me was this: if’n you marry the right person, there ain’t nothing like it.. if’n you marry the wrong person, well there ain’t nothin like that either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 11 minutes ago, Ethan Cord said: Howdy Miss Calico. The way it was explained to me was this: if’n you marry the right person, there ain’t nothing like it.. if’n you marry the wrong person, well there ain’t nothin like that either. Words to live by Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 7 hours ago, Texas Lizard said: Being from California, I have give equal time...Thought about a girl friend?? TL not just no, but HELL no...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 You shoulda said: "Honey, you look real pretty with your new frizzy hair"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 2 minutes ago, Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 said: You shoulda said: "Honey, you look real pretty with your new frizzy hair"! That would end the fight quick, fast and in a hurry; frying pan meets head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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