Calamity Kris Posted September 2, 2017 Posted September 2, 2017 I was stuck in traffic on a busy two lane road {that should actually be four lanes} when my mind started to wander.................. If you had a Chevy Volt, and replaced it with another one, would that make you revolting? What kind of wanderings can you come up with?
Rye Miles #13621 Posted September 2, 2017 Posted September 2, 2017 Can you hate someone when you're sitting on a love seat?
Tennessee Stud Posted September 2, 2017 Posted September 2, 2017 Can you hate someone... when you are sittin' in the electric-chair? ts
Rye Miles #13621 Posted September 2, 2017 Posted September 2, 2017 Is it still called a breezeway if there's no breeze?
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted September 2, 2017 Posted September 2, 2017 If an occasional chair is only occasionally a chair, what is it the rest of the time?
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted September 2, 2017 Posted September 2, 2017 A frog will jump if you make a loud noise next to it. But, if you cut off all its legs, it'll go deaf. ..........Widder
Alpo Posted September 2, 2017 Posted September 2, 2017 7 minutes ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said: If an occasional chair is only occasionally a chair, what is it the rest of the time? A table?
Cowboy Small Posted September 2, 2017 Posted September 2, 2017 24 minutes ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said: If an occasional chair is only occasionally a chair, what is it the rest of the time? Something to pile the clothes on that I will eventually fold up and put away . I keep telling my wife that when I say I will do something , I will do it . Reminding me every 6 months isn't necessary .
Pat Riot Posted September 2, 2017 Posted September 2, 2017 Oh boy...don't get me started...problem is my wandering thoughts in regards to some people and / or traffic also include; firearms, explosives, duct tape, a 100 watt P.A. System or a swift kick in the @$$...and often all at the same time.
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted September 2, 2017 Posted September 2, 2017 When all of the automobiles are going in the same direction at supposedly the same speed, why are there slowdowns? If it is a FREEWAY, why are the road taxes so high?
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted September 2, 2017 Posted September 2, 2017 Are the parents of teenagers, the only ones who can truly understand the meaning of 'justifiable homicide'. OLG
Eyesa Horg Posted September 2, 2017 Posted September 2, 2017 Why's it take so long at FAST food joint?
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted September 3, 2017 Posted September 3, 2017 If you want hot French fries, ask for them with no salt, then take some salt packets.
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 Posted September 3, 2017 Posted September 3, 2017 my wife does not get along with her computer i keep telling her: "Software is like a husband: you have to poke it and prod it until it does what you want". she tells me that doesn't work either (anybody wanna go to the range for a while?)
Alpo Posted September 3, 2017 Posted September 3, 2017 8 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: If you want hot French fries, ask for them with no salt, then take some salt packets. Remember THE LIGHTER SIDE in Mad? Couple of pages of 4-panel comic strips that were kinda related. One that stuck with me for years. The Lighter Side of Fast Food. This couple goes in to a burger joint, and he ordered a burger, "no pickles". Then he explains to the girl that insures a fresh one. "All those in the warming bin have pickles. They have to make me a NEW one, WITHOUT pickles." Then they showed two burger employees in the back. One's complaining, "I hate these special orders, where I have to unwrap a burger, take the pickles off, then rewrap it."
Rye Miles #13621 Posted September 3, 2017 Posted September 3, 2017 How come we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway???
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted September 3, 2017 Posted September 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Alpo said: Then he explains to the girl that insures a fresh one. "All those in the warming bin have pickles. They have to make me a NEW one, WITHOUT pickles." Then they showed two burger employees in the back. One's complaining, "I hate these special orders, where I have to unwrap a burger, take the pickles off, then rewrap it." I have a buddy that hates raw tomatoes. He loves them as a raw material to make things like pizza sauce, but hates them on a burger. I, on the other hand love tomatoes. When we were kids, there was a burger place that was our regular hangout. He used to ask for no tomato, I'd ask for extra. One day they told us, "New policy. Ten cents charge foe extra tomato." So my buddy asked, "Do I get a ten cent discount for no tomato?" "No." "Fine, regular tomato on both," Then, standing at the counter, we both unwrapped our burgers, and put his tomato on my burger. They never tried it again.
J-BAR #18287 Posted September 6, 2017 Posted September 6, 2017 When you clean a vacuum cleaner you become a vacuum cleaner.
Dantankerous Posted September 6, 2017 Posted September 6, 2017 If corn oil comes from corn, olive oil from olives... Where does baby oil come from?
grenadier Posted September 6, 2017 Posted September 6, 2017 Usually my wandering thoughts are not rated for a family friendly board.
Sedalia Dave Posted September 6, 2017 Posted September 6, 2017 6 hours ago, Dantankerous said: If corn oil comes from corn, olive oil from olives... Where does baby oil come from? Diapers???
Buffalo Creek Law Dog Posted September 6, 2017 Posted September 6, 2017 If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, is a woman still right?
Tyrel Cody Posted September 6, 2017 Posted September 6, 2017 25 minutes ago, Buffalo Creek Law Dog said: If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, is a woman still right? Yes
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted September 7, 2017 Posted September 7, 2017 For millions of people the name Harvey will no longer evoke thoughts of a 6ft invisible rabbit.
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