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6 hours ago, Gawd Awful said:

 

 

Even Nels sees how classless you are:lol:

How many times do we have to cover this?

In SASS, we have categories- not classes.

Everyone know if you shoot cowboy; you have no class....

Whoops, that didn't quite come out right.

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2 hours ago, Creeker, SASS #43022 said:

How many times do we have to cover this?

In SASS, we have categories- not classes.

Everyone know if you shoot cowboy; you have no class....

Whoops, that didn't quite come out right.

 

Came out JUST right :lol:

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11 hours ago, Gawd Awful said:

 

 

Even Nels sees how classless you are:lol:

I think I have been insulted.

 

Also, can't believe I am down in the trenches with Creeker, Gawd Awful and Shooting Bull.

 

Is this senilety?

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11 hours ago, Nasty Nels said:

I think I have been insulted.

 

Also, can't believe I am down in the trenches with Creeker, Gawd Awful and Shooting Bull.

 

Is this senilety?

This is the beginning of a loooonnnnggggg slide down my friend 

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A small update to the match - our Treasurer (Charming), called me up today and informed of the bank deposit for Eldorado applications that arrived this weekend.

In just the mail received this weekend - we got another three applications from first time shooters to Eldorado.

This is one of the things I enjoy most about being a club officer and match director - seeing new (to us) shooters that have a myriad of annual shoot options willing to make our match one of their choices. 

For whatever reason; another shooter, advertising, word of mouth, reputation or maybe just desperation - they chose to plunk down their hard earned money and come play with the Eldorado Cowboys.

This is an honor and responsibility that we do not take lightly and we will always try to provide the best product we know how.

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54 minutes ago, Shooting Bull said:

You forgot to mention the comedy duo of Gawd Awful and Shooting Bull. You know darn good and well at least half of the entrants come just to enjoy our company. :lol:

 

Uhhmmmmmm.....

Yeah ok, that's why we get so many "Posse me with" anyone but Shooting Bull, Gawd Awful or Creeker requests.

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11 hours ago, Creeker, SASS #43022 said:

Uhhmmmmmm.....

Yeah ok, that's why we get so many "Posse me with" anyone but Shooting Bull, Gawd Awful or Creeker requests.

 

Yeah, whatever.  Every single year I request not to be put on a posse with Shooting Bull but you stick me with him anyway.  So I don't want to hear any whining. :angry:

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6 hours ago, Shooting Bull said:

 

Yeah, whatever.  Every single year I request not to be put on a posse with Shooting Bull but you stick me with him anyway.  So I don't want to hear any whining. :angry:

Ok, let's try and work thru this identity issue. 

When we get your application and it says "Don't posse me with Shooting Bull"

We simply thought you were channeling the ghost of Philly Slim or Mongo (or maybe just speaking for the other 170 shooters at Eldorado?)

So if you don't want to shoot with Shooting Bull - you can either change your name (not to Creeker or Gawd Awful tho, that won't gain you anything), or wear some chains and a green shirt with no sleeves or you are just going to have to put up with that Shooting Bull fellow - Up to you.

Let me know what you and your therapist decide.

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6 hours ago, Shooting Bull said:

 

Yeah, whatever.  Every single year I request not to be put on a posse with Shooting Bull but you stick me with him anyway.  So I don't want to hear any whining. :angry:

At least they quit putting you on a posse with that Philly Slim guy.

 

i heard he can't even walk and hold a timer at the same time.  Well at least that's what Slick Derringer told me 

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16 hours ago, Shooting Bull said:

 

I fired that jerk

Really?

And you were showing so much improvement.

You were wearing shirts with sleeves now.  Walking without falling down and everything.

There is still that haircut issue to deal with - but otherwise....

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2 hours ago, Creeker, SASS #43022 said:

Really?

And you were showing so much improvement.

You were wearing shirts with sleeves now.  Walking without falling down and everything.

There is still that haircut issue to deal with - but otherwise....

 

While those improvements are true, what you DIDN'T see is that I was getting the urge to hold each pistol with two hands.  Nipped that in the bud right quick.

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42 minutes ago, Shooting Bull said:

 

While those improvements are true, what you DIDN'T see is that I was getting the urge to hold each pistol with two hands.  Nipped that in the bud right quick.

 

You should try holding one pistol in each hand at the same time.  It might help with your sickness 

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4 hours ago, Gawd Awful said:

 

You should try holding one pistol in each hand at the same time.  It might help with your sickness 

 

Really? After seeing what it's done to you and Creeker? I may be stupid but I ain't crazy. 

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2 hours ago, Shooting Bull said:

 

Really? After seeing what it's done to you and Creeker? I may be stupid but I ain't crazy. 

Let me get this straight now...

 

In front of all the members of the SASS wire........

 

You are proclaiming that - Shooting Gunfighter style causes brain damage?

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1 hour ago, Ace_of_Hearts said:

Let me get this straight now...

 

In front of all the members of the SASS wire........

 

You are proclaiming that - Shooting Gunfighter style causes brain damage?

Sounds about right to me.

 

We ain't always the brightest crayons in the box....

But we are always the coolest.

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8 hours ago, Shooting Bull said:

You're both wrong. Ace, you got it backwards. I'm implying you have to be brain damaged to shoot Gunfighter. And everybody knows Duelist is coolest. 

 

And you don't have brain damage?  You keep shooting against Pecos Nick.... son you ain't the sharpest crayon in the box 

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5 hours ago, Gawd Awful said:

 

And you don't have brain damage?  You keep shooting against Pecos Nick.... son you ain't the sharpest crayon in the box 

 

Masochism isn't a sign of brain dama...........uhhhhhh..........Damn. Yeah well you're ugly. :blink:

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17 hours ago, Shooting Bull said:

 

Masochism isn't a sign of brain dama...........uhhhhhh..........Damn. Yeah well you're ugly. :blink:

And our mothers dress us funny.

Now hold it - thats B-Western that dresses funny, isn't it - our mothers dress us just fine.

 

See no signs of drain bamage here.

I mean bain dramage...

I mean...

 

I'm going to go load.

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18 hours ago, Shooting Bull said:

 

Masochism isn't a sign of brain dama...........uhhhhhh..........Damn. Yeah well you're ugly. :blink:

 

 

Im telling Jen you said she has bad taste in men and likes ugly things 

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1 hour ago, Creeker, SASS #43022 said:

And our mothers dress us funny.

Now hold it - thats B-Western that dresses funny, isn't it - our mothers dress us just fine.

 

See no signs of drain bamage here.

I mean bain dramage...

I mean...

 

I'm going to go load.

 

This explains your ammo every time I come shoot with you :lol:

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Take a look on the website for the latest Whos Coming list and remember the entire main match is posted. 

I posted them so everyone would be on equal footing. 

So feel free to take the opportunity to game the stages.

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16 hours ago, Creeker, SASS #43022 said:

Take a look on the website for the latest Whos Coming list and remember the entire main match is posted. 

I posted them so everyone would be on equal footing. 

So feel free to take the opportunity to game the stages.

The good news is I don't have to write the next match, you did it for me :ph34r:

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2 hours ago, The Original Lumpy Gritz said:

So-is it true, that with Shooting Bull's multiple personalities. :huh:

 That now, he's his own posse? :lol:

OLG

 

We would allow that...

But that would mean he would have to time and spot for himself as well.

And I don't think anyone is going to buy that he shot every stage under FOUR seconds and clean.

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6 minutes ago, The Original Lumpy Gritz said:

Well-SB does fall down faster than anyone else. :lol:

OLG

We use him whenever we want a new shooting bay at the range.

We just get him moving in the general direction and wait for the hole to form.

We drag him out and the front loaders move in.

This procedure can only be used once every year or two depending on bull recovery time.

 

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13 hours ago, Ace_of_Hearts said:

We use him whenever we want a new shooting bay at the range.

We just get him moving in the general direction and wait for the hole to form.

We drag him out and the front loaders move in.

This procedure can only be used once every year or two depending on bull recovery time.

 

 

I'm gonna start charging for that service. :angry:

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