Yusta B. Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 So I got the urge for a candy bar. Grabbed my stuff & got in the truck to head for the corner store. Did a quick inventory before I left 'cause I sometimes forget something important - like my wallet. Wallet - check Keys - check Cellphone - check Wireless mouse ----- Really ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Loco Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Thats funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Big deal so ya forgot the computer, it can happen to anyone!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 It will 'grow' on you......... OLG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee Trapper Tom Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Yeah I'm discovering lots things starting to grow on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokey Shayne Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 An old man and woman were sitting at the dinner table one evening. The man mentioned he wanted some ice cream. His wife said that sounded good, but she wanted some whip cream too. They decided they needed ice cream, whip cream, chocolate syrup and cheeries. As the man was getting ready to go out the door to the store, his wife said he should write everything down so he wouldnt forget anything. He said he wasnt senile and could remember to get everything and left in a huff. Of course, when he walked into the store, his mind went blank. He wandered the aisles for a few minutes and finally just grabbed 2 cans of soup and left. When he got home, he just sat the bag on the counter and kept walking. His wife watched him with an evil glare. When she checked the bag, she yelled at him "I told you to write it down, you forgot the danged crackers" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACKFOOT SASS #11947 Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 It gets better as you get older! Blackfoot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Going to the grocery store I write myself a note and then forget it at home!! I'll also make some notes on my phone because I have that with me and then leave it in the car when I go into the store!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 11 hours ago, Rye Miles #13621 said: Big deal so ya forgot the computer, it can happen to anyone!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoken D Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Forgetfulness is OK, just as long as you don't forget to wake up in the morning. But it happens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 The best thing about getting to the age where you forget stuff is......what was I saying. Oh yeah, messing up shooting a stage and not carrying that to the next stage cause you cant remember what you did wrong. Imis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Three Foot Johnson Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 I opened the fridge one morning and found a box of cereal... ... uh oh... ... turned around, opened a cabinet... ... and there sat a carton of spoiled milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Yep. Chalk board in the kitchen: if we need something, write it on the chalkboard. Transfer chalk board list to paper list to go shopping. Forget list on counter. Drive to store. Discover you don't have a list. Turn on cell phone to find messages including wife from home. Deal with messages. Get wife to read you "The List" Several times, because you don't have paper and pencil. Get in cashiers line. Answer phone and get list of more items just thought of. Get back in line, pay for goods and get half way to van. Answer phone to get message about "One more thing before you leave" That kind of senility?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoken D Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Well, at least you can watch a movie and a short time later watch it again because you did not remember watching the movie in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Duncan Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 When you get old they say your memory is the second thing you lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clueless Bob Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 They say that true happiness for the elderly is remembering what they came into the room for!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 10 hours ago, Clueless Bob said: They say that true happiness for the elderly is remembering what they came into the room for!! Especially when it's the bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramblin Gambler Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 20 hours ago, Matthew Duncan said: When you get old they say your memory is the second thing you lose. What's the first thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Duncan Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 1 minute ago, Ramblin Gambler said: What's the first thing? I don't remember... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee Trapper Tom Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 Have you guys been spying on me. I live every bit of what has been said okay so the wife's typing all this for me. What's the problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddog McCoy SASS #5672 Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 As my grandfather got older, my grandmother told me that it got easier to care for him. She would make dinner and if he did not care for it, (he always ate what was set in front of him), he would tell her that they did not need to have what she had made anymore. At supper time, she would feed him the same thing again and he would make the same comment, but he did not remember having it for lunch. The last time I saw him before him died, he did not really know anybody but he could still tell you the stories about being in Germany during WW2. I saw Grandma this past weekend and she was doing better than the last time I saw her, and when see her on her birthday on Aug 5, she will be 103. Her mind is still good, but I can see that her mind is slowly going downhill. However, I wonder how I will be when I hit 103, 48 years from now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 One of the BIG perks of aging, You can hide your own Easter eggs. Important issue with aging. Remember not only to zip up, but also to zip down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 I've gotten to the point that I can plan my own surprise birthday party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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