You Might be a Politician if....

[W. D. Pickett]

You might be a politician if your spoon won't stand up in your coffee.

 

You might be a politician if you drink coffee other than Community Coffee.

 

You might be a politician if you have a yellow streak up your back than don't wash off.

 

You might be a politician if you take money from a child's piggy bank.

 

You might be a politician if you think double dealing, back shooting, and horse stealing is a way life.

 

You might be a politician if you sell a gun with a plugged barrel.

[Hashknife Cowboy]

Please don't let me start, I worked around them for too many years......they are like diapers, need to be changed often.

[DocWard]

54 minutes ago, David Ramos said:

Please don't let me start, I worked around them for too many years......they are like diapers, need to be changed often.

 

And usually for the same reason.

[Rye Miles #13621]

If your hands are constantly in someone else's pockets......you may be a politician

[Matthew Duncan]

Last winter it was soooo cold in Washington D.C. that I saw a Politician with his hand in his own pocket! 

 

Did you read about the horde of brain eating Zombies that invaded Washington?  The Zombies starved to death.

[Tom Bullweed]

If you can ask others to question the meaning of "is"

 

If you can define a spending increase as a decrease

 

If you can sign a Bill and then read it

[Pat Riot]

Politicians and Weather Liars get paid even when they get it wrong....over and over and over again.

[Rye Miles #13621]

If you can reply to a question without really answering it...You may be a politician!