Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 What would you pull out of the safe for the coming Zombie Apocalypse? If there is time to run to the LGS, what would you be looking for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 a therapist.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 That knife that Subdeacon Joe had for cutting water bottles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 A liberal maybe two... TL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Rick Grimes......... OLG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Ruger 10/22 and a bunch of 25 round mags. Of course I would have "Brutus" on my side. My S&W 327...and a machete on the other hip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 My 73 rifle outta do the job with a Marlin .45-70 rifle to back it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil dogooder Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Im partial to a good ax. For a little more distance id go with a sbr ar with a couple 100 round mags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddog McCoy SASS #5672 Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 45-70 Gatling Gun backed up with a 1911 and my marlin 1894 44 mag. Also a 44 Automag as the one I use to have was a lot of fun to shoot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 A current TV Guide So I can find the channel that's not showing more crap about zombies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guitar_slinger Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 whatever I picked up off the ground from the clowns who ran out day one trying to be a hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 2 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Ruger 10/22 and a bunch of 25 round mags. Of course I would have "Brutus" on my side. My S&W 327...and a machete on the other hip. I would have "Enchantress" loaded and ready to rock-n-roll........ALL of them. (Enchantress are my 97's) And, I would grab the full size mags for my .357 SIG and load em all up, along with my 10mm auto. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 THERE ARE NO ZOMBIES. Us vampires killed them all and fed the bodies to werewolves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAYOBARD SASS #13025L Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 1911A1 .45acp, Ithica Model 37 shogun 12gauge, Colt AR15 M4, and for the longer range shots my M1 Garand .30-06. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 8 hours ago, Widowmaker Hill SASS #59054 said: I would have "Enchantress" loaded and ready to rock-n-roll........ALL of them. (Enchantress are my 97's) And, I would grab the full size mags for my .357 SIG and load em all up, along with my 10mm auto. ..........Widder Okay, one caveat. I am hinging my bets on the zombies being like the ones in Walking Dead. You know, the ones that can slowly attack and eat you but have paper thin skulls Now, if they are like the ones in the movies based on the ones in "28 days later" I'd be headed to a tactical shop to get some serious fast shootin' high capacity hardware. Oh Darn! It just dawned on me that I am no longer fully prepared to take on the Zombie Apocolypse! I'm sceered.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Reb, SASS #54804 Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 9 hours ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said: A current TV Guide So I can find the channel that's not showing more crap about zombies! +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Trail Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 First I would grab one or two swords off my wall. Have 7 to choose from. Probably a Claymore on the back sling Then Mossberg 500A with bandolier of OO Buck and slugs Then XDm 9mm with 5 19-rnd mags Then AR-15 and tac vest with 8 30-rnd mags Oh wait, you said zombies. Never mind, just change channel. I thought you said liberals coming after my guns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailrider #896 Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Flamethrower? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trigger Mike Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 seems the best place to be would be far away with something i often wonder would be good, a Kimber in 3006. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Now c'mon guys...you know they aren't just on TV...they can be spotted in many public places either hunkered down or standing with sloped shoulders and just staring. Below is an example of the final stages of this affliction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 I'm thinkin' a good pair of running shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 4 hours ago, Lost Trail said: Oh wait, you said zombies. Never mind, just change channel. I thought you said liberals coming after my guns. You send out the liberals to talk with the zombies...Since they the liberals don't like guns send them out to work out a deal or throw more money there way...They are good at that...All that is needed is more of my money... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 My AK. So I could defend my yard from all the idiots that think I will protect them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boon Doggle Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russ T. Sites Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 This should do the job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 2 hours ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said: I'm thinkin' a good pair of running shoes. But what about that new shotgun you just bought? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee Stud Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Sorry. ts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 2 hours ago, Boon Doggle said: Jeeez, Boon. That thang could take on the North Koreans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okiepan Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Snowflakes make good meals for zombies, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 I'z jus gonna go outside nekkid....that'll skeer em off real fast...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee Stud Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 19 minutes ago, Calico Mary said: I'z jus gonna go outside nekkid....that'll skeer em off real fast...... I'd pretend to be zombie... come close... real close... and have to skeer you off... ts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 I'z not that skeered of yu, TS hunny....now Blackwater iz a different story.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Art Tillery Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 "I couldn't get to my grenadesThe howitzer was in the shopMy stomache was tied into a monkey knotYa my only hope was betty louShe was da oneA combination ak-57 uzzie radar lasar triple barrel double scoped heat-seakin shotgun" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 54 minutes ago, Tennessee Stud said: Had an answer... a ber anscheinend... es ist ein humorvoller beitrag. Ich kann nicht beantworten... Hoped it had been a serious discussion 'bout survival next year. Sorry. ts Warum so ernst. Es ist ein Salon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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