Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Thanks for reminding me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Ah so it is, BUT, tomorrow it will not be Monday. So things could be worse. P.S. We also run out of February tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 If you can choose which month to be shorter, February is a good one. Maybe take a few days out of December and January too and add them to July and August. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted February 27, 2017 Author Share Posted February 27, 2017 Yeah, we could call it Month Lightened Savings Time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 more summer days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 I think January and February should be combined so we could have a shorter winter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 Then we can have two Julie's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 I'm in! Sounds like a good idea. Where do I sign up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 At your local Army Recruiter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 They don't want me. Something about my age. Knees, eyesight, etc. Can't figure it out myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 unWANTED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 Potter's field Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 Boot Hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 How come there's no telephones on a telephone pole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 Because the daffodils are not blooming yet, Rye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 Because the daffodils are not blooming yet, Rye. How stupid of me!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 Because the daffodils are not blooming yet, Rye. They are here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 How many chucks in a chuck hole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 If it takes seven days for seven men to dig seven holes, how long does it take one man to dig half a hole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 that depends on if he's talking to a woman.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 And if she grabs a shovel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Or a hoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 only ifn' ya kin afford one..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 I don't know nothin' about digging no holes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddog McCoy SASS #5672 Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 If you dig a hole and then put half the dirt back in the hole, Is it still a hole or is it then half a hole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted March 1, 2017 Author Share Posted March 1, 2017 It's a hole with dirt filling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 A hole is a hole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 can you have a whole hole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Schrodinger's hole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Shroder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Hole in one!! I did that a few times!!! (mini-golf course) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 free Cadillac? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudgeBagodonuts Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 I once owned a '75 Cadillac Coupe de Ville Convertible. Massive car. 6 mpg was about as good as I got for gas mileage. Sold the car and bought a Black '66 Lincoln Continental Convertible. 4 mpg was my best gas mileage. Drove it in a parade and got like 1 mpg. Sold it and bought an Alfa Romeo Spider. 0 mpg. It didn't run long enough (Spica fuel injection) for me to ever drive it anywhere. Sold it and bought a Fiat 124 Spider Convertible. 18 mpg. Not as comfy as the Caddy, or as pretty as the Lincoln or the Alfa, but it started every time, and I could afford to drive it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Is Alwxander Graham Traczenski a telephone Pole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Does Alexander Graham Duck have a telephone bill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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