Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 I don't want to say the S B words because the NFL might demand royalties from SASS, so I'm just calling it the BIG GAME. The prop bets include the usual, who scores first and how, who wins the toss but the interesting or weird bets are things like Will "Houston we have a problem be said on live broadcast?" How many times will deflate or deflategate be said? How many times will Giselle Bundchen be shown? Will the Patriots convert a fourth down? Total passing yards for Brady (310.5), Ryan (325.5) Who will score more points? Isaiah Thomas or the Patriots? What will be higher, total number of Field Goals or Tiger Woods fourth round birdies. Who will the MVP mention first? God, team, Coach, family, owner, Trump, . . . IF the Patriots win, will Brady, Bellichick or Kraft be seen shaking hands with Roger Goodell? Presented for entertainments purposes only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 Now for the real interesting bets: What color will Lady Gaga's hair be Will there be a "costume malfunction" Will she wear a MEAT dress? What color will her costume be Will she get overly political in her 1/2 time act Hey, not my bets these are REAL bets!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loophole LaRue, SASS #51438 Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 Game? What Game? ;) Heh! Heh! Heh! Pats by 10. LL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 Darn...I thought this was going to be about hunting...gotta go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colorado Coffinmaker Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 Big Game Hokum!! I'm gonna watch Figure Skating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 I will probably watch the game, but the halftime will the paint drying on the wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 Big Game Hokum!! I'm gonna watch Figure Skating With your blankee, warm milk and cookies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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