Colorado Coffinmaker Posted February 3, 2017 Posted February 3, 2017 THIS IS .... IT!! It's Hardpans's LAST DAY!! Hardpan shall now be permanently UNEMPLOYED!! Finally ..... Retarded at last!! No, wait, not retarded, it's Retired. That's it .... Retired. CONGRATULATIONS!! And may the FARCE be with ya! Coffinmaker Quote
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted February 3, 2017 Posted February 3, 2017 The down side-he'll be on this forum more........ Upside-maybe he'll shoot a match this decade........ OLG Quote
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted February 3, 2017 Posted February 3, 2017 Haw! Lumpy's undoubtedly right on both counts!! Good thing I'm a fella of few words... Sitting at my desk... "the box" on the floor next to me, gradually filling with shtuff... wastbasket filling faster... got a shriek out of the ladies when I said "Oh look! I found a dead mouse in my drawer!" then held up an old Logitech... Quote
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted February 3, 2017 Posted February 3, 2017 Good thing I'm a fella of few words... Ya-sure you are, with 8,600+ posts..... OLG Quote
Pat Riot Posted February 3, 2017 Posted February 3, 2017 I am envious Hardpan...but I try not to wish my life away so I will keep my envy in check. I have a few more years to put up with this sh.....er, uh, I mean, I have a few more years before I can retire. Quote
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted February 3, 2017 Posted February 3, 2017 Congrats Hardpan. I did it 2 years ago and have never looked back and never regretted it. I wish you a happy, healthy and prosperous retirement. ..........Widder Quote
Cat Brules Posted February 3, 2017 Posted February 3, 2017 (edited) I THOUGHT I heard horses shouting. I checked. Mine wuz just munching hay, though. On the other hand, maybe it was Hardpan just raising hell in his office. :-) :-) Edited February 3, 2017 by Cat Brules, SASS #14086 Quote
Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795 Posted February 3, 2017 Posted February 3, 2017 Atta boy, Hardpan! Hopefully you held that "dead mouse" up by it's tail! Quote
Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 Posted February 5, 2017 Posted February 5, 2017 I am envious Hardpan...but I try not to wish my life away so I will keep my envy in check. I have a few more years to put up with this sh.....er, uh, I mean, I have a few more years before I can retire. Insert hearty laughter and nodding agreement! Pat, you spoke for us both! Quote
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted February 5, 2017 Posted February 5, 2017 Atta boy, Hardpan! Hopefully you held that "dead mouse" up by it's tail! Ha! That's exactly what I did! Took the ladies a few seconds to register that it was a "mouse," and not a mouse. On another note... I've been mentally reviewing my "gottado" list for the week - DANG! For being "retired," I'm sure gonna be a busy old f@rt boy! Quote
Colorado Coffinmaker Posted February 5, 2017 Author Posted February 5, 2017 Let the be Known ....... here to fore, thou shalt be known as ......... (drum roll) ....... TA DA ....... "ORF" That's a military acronym for "Old Retired Fart." Quote
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted February 5, 2017 Posted February 5, 2017 (edited) Hardpan, may the farce be with you! Now Monday morning, if you get up in time, take a cup of coffee and go down to a busy street and watch people go to w-rk. Best cup of coffee you will have ever drank. God bless, Birdgun Edited February 5, 2017 by Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Quote
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