Cat Brules Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 I have to fly up to New Hampshire next week. Just when I thought things were going easy too...dang! :-( __________ From: Mr. Jeffrey Hosch Inspection Officer. United Nations Inspection Agency New Hampshire, US. Attention: Sir, I am Mr. Jeffrey Hosch, Head of Inspection Unit United Nations Inspection Agency in Manchester-Boston Regional Airport (MHT), New Hampshire. During our daily routine Inspection, I discovered an abandoned shipment through a Diplomat from the United Kingdom which was transferred from JF Kennedy Airport to our facility here in New Hampshire, and when scanned, it revealed an undisclosed sum of money in 2 Metal Trunk Boxes weighing approximately 110kg each. The consignment was abandoned because the Content was not properly declared by the consignee as money rather it was declared as personal effect/classified document to either avoid diversion by the Shipping Agent or confiscation by the relevant authorities. The diplomat's inability to pay for Non Inspection fees among other relevant fees are the reason why the consignment is delayed and abandoned. By my assessment, each of the boxes contains about $4,000,000.00(Four Million United States dollars) or more. They are still in the airport storage facility up to this moment of sending you this message. The Consignments like I said are two metal trunk boxes weighing about 110kg each (Internal dimension: W61 x H156 x D73 (cm) effective capacity: 680 L) Approximately. The details of the consignment including your name and email on the official document from United Nations' office in London where the shipment was tagged as personal effects/classified document is still available with us. As it stands now, you have to reconfirm your (1) Full Name, (2) Phone Number, (3) Full Residential Address, so I can cross-check and see if it corresponds with the one on the official documents. It is now left for you to decide if you still need the consignment or allow us repatriate it back to the UK (place of origin) as we were instructed. Like I did say again, the shipper abandoned it and ran away most importantly because he gave a false declaration, he could not pay for the yellow tag, he could not secure a valid non inspection document(s), etc. You can either come in person, or you engage the services of a secure shipping/delivery Company/agent that will provide the necessary security that is required to deliver the CONSIGNMENTS to your doorstep or the destination of your choice. I am going to assist you in making sure the packages are delivered. KINDLY RESPOND TO THIS OFFICIAL EMAIL ADDRESS: jeffrey@uninspection.org. Make sure you respond to this email again: jeffrey@uninspection.org. Best Regards, Jeffrey Hosch Inspection Officer. United Nations Inspection Agency Manchester-Boston Regional Airport (MHT), New Hampshire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Remember us little people when you get the 8 million. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCandless Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Wow, you got a long trip! I only have a 2-1/2 hr drive to get mine! Piedmont Triad International Airport North Carolina Address: 1000 Ted Johnson Pkwy, Greensboro, NC 27409, United States Code: GSO Elevation: 282 m Phone: +1-678-809-5519, Hours: 6:00 am – 10:00 pm Hi I am Eric Leonard, Head of inspection unit, United Nations Inspection Agency, Piedmont Triad International Airport NC, USA During our investigation, I discovered an abandoned shipment through a Diplomat from United Kingdom which was transferred from Northwest Florida Beaches Airport to our facility here in North Carolina.When scanned it revealed an undisclosed sum of money in 2 metal trunk boxes weighing approximately 65kg each. The consignment was abandoned because the content was not properly declared by the consignee as money rather it was declared as personal effect/classified document to either avoid diversion by the Shipping Agent or confiscation by the relevant authorities. The diplomat’s inability to pay for non-inspection fees among other things are the reason why the consignment is delayed and abandoned. Fortunately, my assessment revealed that each of the boxes contains about $4M or more. They are still left in the airport storage facility till today. The Consignments like I said are two metal trunk boxes weighing about 65kg each (Internal dimension: W61 x H156 x D73 (cm) effective capacity: 680 L) Approximately. The details of the consignment including your email on the official document from United Nations’ office in London where the shipment was tagged as personal effects/classified document is still available with us. As it stands now, you have to reconfirm your full name, Phone Number, full address so I can cross-check and see if it corresponds with the one on the official documents. It is now left to you to decide if you still need the consignment or allow us repatriate it back to UK (place of origin) as we were instructed. Like I did say again, the shipper abandoned it and ran away most importantly because he gave a false declaration, he could not pay for the yellow tag, he could not secure a valid non inspection document(s), etc. I am ready to assist you in any way I can for you to get back this packages provided you will also give me something out of it (financial gratification). You can either come in person, or you engage the services of a secure shipping/delivery Company/agent that will provide the necessary security that is required to deliver the package to your doorstep or the destination of your choice as you personally will bear the charges, I need the entire guarantee that I can get from you before I can get involved in this project. Remember to re-send your full name, contact address and your private telephone number. Looking forward to your soonest response. Regards, Mr. Eric Leonard United Nations Inspection Agency Piedmont Triad International Airport NC Text or call for immediate procedure: Phone: +1-678-809-5519 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 Would one of you like to buy me a '97 for my birthday in May? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 Hey, MHT is only 40 minutes away. I picked it up lock, stock, and barrel this afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 hey Cat, about that money you owe me.....I just need enuff of it ta pay fer my move sumwheres and survive til I get a job....I think half a mil wud do.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 I was comprimised once. Can't say I've ever had more fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Brules Posted February 1, 2017 Author Share Posted February 1, 2017 (edited) hey Cat, about that money you owe me.....I just need enuff of it ta pay fer my move sumwheres and survive til I get a job....I think half a mil wud do.... In the immortal words of Warren Oates, "Why NOT?!!" :-) :-) Hey Eyesa....just take one of those '97's. :-) Edited February 1, 2017 by Cat Brules, SASS #14086 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 Gee, I wish someone would send me one of these letters. All I get are phone calls from the IRS by funny sounding men from India with bad attitudes. Their attitudes are much worse when I get done with them I think they took my number off of the list though. I haven't been called in a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795 Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 My neighbor got one the other day, maybe it was one of yours,Pat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudgeBagodonuts Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 I laugh when I read stuff like "United Nations Inspection Agency", but I'm sure there are people who don't realize that US Customs (now part of Homeland Security) inspects and clears in-bound shipments. Furthermore, if Customs found more than $10k in undeclared currency, they'd want to see you to arrest you, not to give it to you. On the other hand, I'm clearly trustworthy because every former ruler's relatives want me to accept their millions of ill-gotten gains as their trustee. That makes me feel good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Brules Posted February 1, 2017 Author Share Posted February 1, 2017 Yeah...we all know dat de UN is trustworthy, helpful, courteous and kind. I told'em I'm handykapped, ranned kombpleetley outta air miles and can't come. Dey sed "No proemo, Sir Cat. Jes send us $800 an yer SS# an we ship it rite out to you, express." I sed, " Okay compardos...I send da funds today!" I jes got back frum da post offiss. My check is in the mail! I'm goin now to look at a new truck! :-) (the very fortunate) Cat Brules Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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